Reply to: Firewood.

[MrMarkyMark]

I always imagine that to be a sort of mixture between Kenneth Williams and Julian Clary.

Depends which / whose pants hes wearing that day

[vetran]

I always imagine that to be a sort of mixture between Dame Edna and Brian Blessed.

Onward my mighty Gladioli!

FTFY

[Dactylion]

[ NLUK voice]

I always imagine that to be a sort of mixture between Kenneth Williams and Julian Clary.

[vetran]

The Wife(tm) has her own shed?

Man, what on earth were you thinking

keeping her out of his! Its a diversionary shed!

Top move

Wife has a shed, babe has a play house, I have a shed & a Manshack. The butler can use the other outbuildings.

[WTFH]

Not really a burn is it

No, it was a cheap shot, a bit like taking Candy from a baby. I'll not do it again as I heard you can be a bit Psycho at times.

[MicrosoftBob]

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Not really a burn is it

[MicrosoftBob]

Do you like Gregg's sausage rolls?

Ok you got me on that one, but the bacon butties are better

[WTFH]

When do I post about watching Jeremy Kyle or visiting the job centre ?

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[FatLazyContractor]

When do I post about watching Jeremy Kyle or visiting the job centre ?

Do you like Gregg's sausage rolls?

[MicrosoftBob]

Are you PsychoCandy's sockie?

When do I post about watching Jeremy Kyle or visiting the job centre ?

[WTFH]

I live in Wales, land is cheap

Are you PsychoCandy's sockie?

[MicrosoftBob]

You can fit downed trees in your coal shed? **** me I might need to upgrade the house.

I live in Wales, land is cheap

[WTFH]

The Wife(tm) has her own shed?

Man, what on earth were you thinking

That I didn't want any of her tulip in my shed!


Her shed contains: deck chairs, a pressure washer, some empty pots, grit for winter and the coal etc as mentioned earlier. It's only about 4ftx5ft.


I'm planning on upgrading my shed soon and will probably give her a bigger one in a couple of years.

[MrMarkyMark]

Wise words. It would suck the Christmas out of Christmas a bit though.

I know, but, at least you can invite them over at your leisure.






Then enjoy yourselves properly after

[LucidDementia]

You should put all family parasites away in a hotel (at their own expense).

This saves, the chance of, them from raiding any of the really nice things you have in for Christmas.

Wise words. It would suck the Christmas out of Christmas a bit though.