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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    CUK Reader Awards 2015

    Tykemerc as winner would make me giggle. I might have to amend the rules...

    Banned users and those deemed under control of a third party (aka a "sockie") will be exempt from winning the title of "Forum personality of the year." Bribes will be accepted as usual. Please send cash donations not totalling less that three times your day rate (inclusive of all taxes) to:

    CUK Admin
    PO Box 1337
    The Seychelles

    CUK Writer Award is more appropriate for the likes of General crowd...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Would the website be renamed to ControllersUK, if that happens?
    Already happened. I was the best one until the putsch.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I tried to bribe you once and got told where to get off. When did the rules change?

    It could be worse. MF could be made a mod....
    Would the website be renamed to ControllersUK, if that happens?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    CUK Reader Awards 2015

    Tykemerc as winner would make me giggle. I might have to amend the rules...

    Banned users and those deemed under control of a third party (aka a "sockie") will be exempt from winning the title of "Forum personality of the year." Bribes will be accepted as usual. Please send cash donations not totalling less that three times your day rate (inclusive of all taxes) to:

    CUK Admin
    PO Box 1337
    The Seychelles

    I tried to bribe you once and got told where to get off. When did the rules change?

    It could be worse. MF could be made a mod....

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  • Chutney Spoon
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    CUK Reader Awards 2015

    Tykemerc as winner would make me giggle. I might have to amend the rules...

    Banned users and those deemed under control of a third party (aka a "sockie") will be exempt from winning the title of "Forum personality of the year." Bribes will be accepted as usual. Please send cash donations not totalling less that three times your day rate (inclusive of all taxes) to:

    CUK Admin
    PO Box 1337
    The Seychelles


    So I'm still in with a chance then?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    CUK Reader Awards 2015

    Tykemerc as winner would make me giggle. I might have to amend the rules...

    Banned users and those deemed under control of a third party (aka a "sockie") will be exempt from winning the title of "Forum personality of the year." Bribes will be accepted as usual. Please send cash donations not totalling less that three times your day rate (inclusive of all taxes) to:

    CUK Admin
    PO Box 1337
    The Seychelles

    Hang on a second. You can't come in here changing the rules anytime you want. Who the hell do you think you are?






































































    Nat?

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  • I just need to test it
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    Ah fair comment. Is there a brainfart forum? I will post it in there.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by I just need to test it View Post
    The client has a massive wall-mounted telly in reception, plus one in every office, intermittently showing their live twitter feed. Amusingly a disgruntled former colleague is venting his spleen online in what might best be described as earthy language. Someone just went to pick up a new contractor from reception and said he found her staring open-mouthed at the screen while this ex-employee was in full swing.

    That is an outrage!! Definitely belongs to this thread.

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  • I just need to test it
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    The client has a massive wall-mounted telly in reception, plus one in every office, intermittently showing their live twitter feed. Amusingly a disgruntled former colleague is venting his spleen online in what might best be described as earthy language. Someone just went to pick up a new contractor from reception and said he found her staring open-mouthed at the screen while this ex-employee was in full swing.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    So that's sorted...
    • Tykemerc for CUK forum personality 2015
    • Tyson Fury BBC Sports Personality of the year 2015
    • Donald Trump for US President
    • HMRC for best client

    Addition

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I agree. I will vote Tykemerc

    +1 Done.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Vote where? On your shaking butt cheeks?

    Where the feck is the poll?
    CUK Reader Awards 2015

    Tykemerc as winner would make me giggle. I might have to amend the rules...

    Banned users and those deemed under control of a third party (aka a "sockie") will be exempt from winning the title of "Forum personality of the year." Bribes will be accepted as usual. Please send cash donations not totalling less that three times your day rate (inclusive of all taxes) to:

    CUK Admin
    PO Box 1337
    The Seychelles

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I agree. I will vote Tykemerc


    Are you allowed to vote for yourself?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    So that's sorted...
    • Tykemerc for CUK forum personality 2015
    • Tyson Fury BBC Sports Personality of the year 2015
    • Donald Trump for US President


    Vote early, vote often
    Vote where? On your shaking butt cheeks?

    Where the feck is the poll?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I agree. I will vote Tykemerc
    +1

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