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The only reference he'll get from me is a Terry Pratchett one:
“He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest.” ― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures
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I was thinking more like yerself and CojakOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostScroatman and Gumbo Robot would probably oblige.
With a final signoff from Herr admin ...
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Scroatman and Gumbo Robot would probably oblige.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYou forgot to say a word about references?
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You forgot to say a word about references?Originally posted by oracleslave View PostVacancy: Tykemerc sockie finder
Duration: 30 days
Remuneration: lower blood pressure
Skills requirement
Applicants need to have a sixth sense in the relentless pursuit of sockpuppet identification. Genuine posters only please - no time wasters.
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Given his single-minded pursuit of sockies - he'll probably out himselfOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostSo this a job to find Tykemercs sockies??
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New Role available
Vacancy: Tykemerc sockie finder
Duration: 30 days
Remuneration: lower blood pressure
Skills requirement
Applicants need to have a sixth sense in the relentless pursuit of sockpuppet identification. Genuine posters only please - no time wasters.Tags: None
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