Christmas present for ex-mistress-FLC-2

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rl4engc replied

4 December 2015, 10:25
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Is there another type? Mains powered?!

Absolutely! I was at this antiques emporium once and there was a (I'd say 50's) "Electric Vibratory Massager" to "Relieve Pain/Stress" etc. These two young ladies were walking past going "Hmm I wonder what that is?..."

I stifled a giggle.
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MaryPoppins replied

3 December 2015, 22:46
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Is there another type? Mains powered?!

Yes. There's a popular mains powered one that comes highly recommended.

So I'm told.
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vetran replied

2 December 2015, 23:17
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Is there another type? Mains powered?!

OTSQ!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcvgst8qQfI
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greenlake replied

2 December 2015, 22:20
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

She has asked for a cordless dildo. £230! I was thinking along the lines of a fiver. But it will mean that when I visit the house might be full of used condoms.

What should I buy her?

Get her a reusable condom for less than a fiver. Everyone's a winner!

Flexible Silicone spike Condom Reusable Quality Type Permanent Bump Enhance | eBay
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d000hg replied

2 December 2015, 17:07
That's a battery model too from the looks of it.
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FatLazyContractor replied

2 December 2015, 16:49
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Is there another type? Mains powered?!
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Dactylion replied

2 December 2015, 16:44
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

She has asked for a cordless dildo.......

....... I was thinking £5

Buy a wooden broomstick saw it into 4 (about 12inches), quick rubdown with some wet&dry and Bobs your uncle.

Plus either she or you have a few spares.

Just checked and you can get a pack of 5 from Screwfix for less than a tenner!
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d000hg replied

2 December 2015, 16:05
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

She has asked for a cordless dildo.

Is there another type? Mains powered?!
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BrilloPad replied

2 December 2015, 16:05
"ex-mistress-FLC-2" - is that Dallas?
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MrMarkyMark replied

2 December 2015, 16:03
What about a, life size, man doll, unsure if you have to pay any extra for any "accessories".
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Chuck replied

2 December 2015, 15:56
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

I was thinking along the lines of a fiver.

What should I buy her?

You can probably pick up a second-hand one on eBay.
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MrMarkyMark replied

2 December 2015, 15:54
FTFY

Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Firstly anyone who abbreviates Christmas to Xmas should be both regularly dating and shagging Martin Scrotman.

Fiver budget, eh?

Mars bar, always worked for the Stones
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FatLazyContractor started a topic Christmas present for ex-mistress-FLC-2

2 December 2015, 15:51
Christmas present for ex-mistress-FLC-2

Firstly anyone who abbreviates Christmas to Xmas should be shagged by Martin Scrotman.

She has asked for a cordless dildo. £230! I was thinking along the lines of a fiver. But it will mean that when I visit the house might be full of used condoms.

What should I buy her?
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