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Martin Scroatman replied

1 December 2015, 15:56
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Correct, Scroaties a filthy beggar.

FLC and me were on about you humping speakers for a living, you old rock legend, you.

Ah, you know about my claim to fame then
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MrMarkyMark replied

1 December 2015, 15:46
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

I agree. I was talking about something else when Mark was referring to your back

Correct, Scroaties a filthy beggar.

FLC and me were on about you humping speakers for a living, you old rock legend, you.
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FatLazyContractor replied

1 December 2015, 15:44
Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post

You got it all wrong

I agree. I was talking about something else when Mark was referring to your back
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Martin Scroatman replied

1 December 2015, 15:38
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Sure Scrotty has a strong back with all those drives up the motorways and stops at services with strange men

You got it all wrong

I'm only there to rescue damsels in distress on the fruitees.

And if anything happens as an act of gratitude I'm more than willing to accept

Last edited by Martin Scroatman; 1 December 2015, 15:43.
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MrMarkyMark replied

1 December 2015, 15:32
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Sure Scrotty has a strong back with all those drives up the motorways and stops at services with strange men

That's what I suspected.

No problem, for him, then
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FatLazyContractor replied

1 December 2015, 15:31
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

You'd put your back out carrying that around, unless you had a very strong back

Sure Scrotty has a strong back with all those drives up the motorways and stops at services with strange men
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MrMarkyMark replied

1 December 2015, 15:30
You'd put your back out carrying that around, unless you had a very strong back

Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
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FatLazyContractor replied

1 December 2015, 15:28
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Pics?
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MrMarkyMark replied

1 December 2015, 15:23
Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post

I don't suppose this is time to mention that I take a Fat Boy Woofter seat with me to all my gigs....

Pics?
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vetran replied

1 December 2015, 15:15
Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post

I don't suppose this is time to mention that I take a Fat Boy Woofter seat with me to all my gigs....

leave MF alone!
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Martin Scroatman replied

1 December 2015, 15:14
I don't suppose this is time to mention that I take a Fat Boy Woofter seat with me to all my gigs....
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MrMarkyMark replied

1 December 2015, 14:39
FTFY

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Only if we can also bring out "you're a grumpy old man; the world has changed, get over it" and the more simple "you're an arsehole". Although for the latter, you'd need an unlimited supply of them in London.
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d000hg replied

1 December 2015, 14:36
"Just 'cos you got an opinion doesn't mean anyone wants to hear it"
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original PM replied

1 December 2015, 14:28
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

FTFY I can't recall, are they only targeting women?

Only if we can also bring out "you're a grumpy old man; the world has changed, get over it" and the more simple "you're an arsehole". Although for the latter, you'd need a heck of a lot of them in London.

Yeah you can do one as well!

Goddamn hipster

Just cos you got hair on your lips does not mean you have to sound like a tw@

!!
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EternalOptimist replied

1 December 2015, 14:19
'Yes, I may be fat but not only do I identify as being thin, I also identify as being Tyson Fury' - NUT
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