Reply to: I am fed up with end of the world threads

[BrilloPad]

Here are some end-of-the-world threads we may all be needing soon....

I thought photos from CUK meet ups were banned?

I recognize MF and cojak - who is that in the middle?

[greenlake]

I am fed up with end of the world threads

Here are some end-of-the-world threads we may all be needing soon....

[FatLazyContractor]

Why bother dating, when you can pay 50p for a go on FatLazyContractors missus???

Show some humanity. Would Suity?

[WTFH]

I've incorporated offshore in Malta, and send the invoice through a separate company in Ireland. She gets 50p, I land up getting 4 grand back in VAT from HMRC. Everyones a winner... Apparently.

Do you claim your STD treatment as a business expense?

[MarillionFan]

You have to pay?


I invoice for it.
Just need to make sure she says that I'm temporary staff and only fulfilling a role that the permanent staff are incapable of doing.

I've incorporated offshore in Malta, and send the invoice through a separate company in Ireland. She gets 50p, I land up getting 4 grand back in VAT from HMRC. Everyones a winner... Apparently.

[WTFH]

Why bother dating, when you can pay 50p for a go on FatLazyContractors missus???

You have to pay?


I invoice for it.
Just need to make sure she says that I'm temporary staff and only fulfilling a role that the permanent staff are incapable of doing.

[MarillionFan]

Why bother dating, when you can pay 50p for a go on FatLazyContractors missus???

[Jog On]

It's tunnel visioned on QE these days.

Yes and I'm sure all the Lockheed Martins and BAE's are propping it up nicely...

[Zero Liability]

I gauge the impending doom by the stock market reaction, which appears to have completely shrugged off the initial reaction this morning...

It's tunnel visioned on QE these days.

[Jog On]

I gauge the impending doom by the stock market reaction, which appears to have completely shrugged off the initial reaction this morning...

[FatLazyContractor]

She spends all her time looking after children though. Just as you get a stiffie one of them will start throwing up or something.

That sounds quite perverted-Saville-types you know?

[BrilloPad]

She's nice

She spends all her time looking after children though. Just as you get a stiffie one of them will start throwing up or something.

[Platypus]

She's nice

[MarkT]

That article was written by a woman on her period and I bet AtW's unused condom for 30 years on it.

In the Autumn Statement Osbourne will be taxing Turkish women, when on their periods.

[FatLazyContractor]

Both Russian/Turkey and Autumn statement variety.

So instead I bring you a post about natures natural contraceptive. Children. Why it's impossible to have sex as a single parent

That article was written by a woman on her period and I bet AtW's unused condom for 30 years on it.