I am fed up with end of the world threads

[WTFH]

Why bother dating, when you can pay 50p for a go on FatLazyContractors missus???

You have to pay?


I invoice for it.
Just need to make sure she says that I'm temporary staff and only fulfilling a role that the permanent staff are incapable of doing.

[MarillionFan]

You have to pay?


I invoice for it.
Just need to make sure she says that I'm temporary staff and only fulfilling a role that the permanent staff are incapable of doing.

I've incorporated offshore in Malta, and send the invoice through a separate company in Ireland. She gets 50p, I land up getting 4 grand back in VAT from HMRC. Everyones a winner... Apparently.

[WTFH]

I've incorporated offshore in Malta, and send the invoice through a separate company in Ireland. She gets 50p, I land up getting 4 grand back in VAT from HMRC. Everyones a winner... Apparently.

Do you claim your STD treatment as a business expense?

[FatLazyContractor]

Why bother dating, when you can pay 50p for a go on FatLazyContractors missus???

Show some humanity. Would Suity?

[greenlake]

I am fed up with end of the world threads

Here are some end-of-the-world threads we may all be needing soon....

[BrilloPad]

Here are some end-of-the-world threads we may all be needing soon....

I thought photos from CUK meet ups were banned?

I recognize MF and cojak - who is that in the middle?