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Previously on "Well that's a load of tosh"

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  • BigRed
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    Sure are, we have shoots to reduce the numbers and people complain.

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  • xoggoth
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    Get a lot of practice breaking hard round here with all the darn pheasants running into the road. Stupidest birds ever.

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  • bluetoaster
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    24

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    22 year old!

    I'm nearly 55!!!

    Kiss my face!!
    Any lower and it would match your IQ

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  • DodgyAgent
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    25

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  • TykeMerc
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    We're not sure you're an actual human being (288 milliseconds), the lowest on their plot is 296 for 18 year olds.

    I had several in the low 20's for age, not shoddy at just past 50. Obviously the times improve when you de-focus and ignore the pictures, just watch for the red sign.

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  • BigRed
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    56, but I've just finished a bottle of wine. Might have to drink another now and try again.

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  • mudskipper
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    28.

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  • vetran
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    27

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  • xoggoth
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    Even I got 32 to 42.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    22 year old!

    I'm nearly 55!!!

    Kiss my face!!
    Now I got'

    ‘We’re not sure you’re an actual human being’....

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Says I have the reactions of a 30 year old - that ship sailed quite some time ago!

    https://www.justpark.com/creative/reaction-time-test/
    22 year old!

    I'm nearly 55!!!

    Kiss my face!!

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  • Troll
    started a topic Well that's a load of tosh

    Well that's a load of tosh

    Says I have the reactions of a 30 year old - that ship sailed quite some time ago!

    https://www.justpark.com/creative/reaction-time-test/

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