There's something lovely about jogging in warm rain....
PS - Don't you dare, MF....
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Previously on "Overweight IT Contractors' weight loss diary: day 17"
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Originally posted by zeitghostI ate them all...
Gotta love that tinterweb thing
In 1981, Philip Lewis, a pub owners in Wales and devotee of hedgehog jokes, decided as a lark to produce "hedgehog flavored" crisps. Sales boomed, but it didn't take long for angry hedgehog lovers to blow the whistle, fearing that the crisps were actually made from hedgehogs. In fact, they were flavored with pork fat.
But then, in 1982, Britain's Office of Fair Trading hauled Mr. Lewis into court for false advertising. A settlement ultimately was reached under Mr. Lewis interviewing gypsies, who actually do eat baked hedgehog, ascertained what hedgehogs taste like and commissioned a flavorings firm to more or less duplicate the flavor. He changed the labels from "hedgehog flavored" to "hedgehog flavor," and all interest were satisfied.
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The truth (no matter how horrible it may be) will be revealed 24 Oct 2006.Originally posted by ChurchillAnd you're still fat?
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Originally posted by zeitghostMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Roasted badger....
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Even better than roasted hedgehog.
What ever happened to hedgehog crisps?
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. . . so he couldn't walk down to the "Happy Shopper" on the corner, to buy tonights dinner?Originally posted by zeitghostSo...
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Overweight IT Contractors' weight loss diary: day 17
It was raining today.
To be continued.
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