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vetran replied

12 November 2015, 17:05
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Well, so that's why Brillo likes to hang out in the woods near his local layby. It's so his skin looks great. Oh right. I thought it was something else, silly me

has your skin cleared up as well?
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MarillionFan replied

12 November 2015, 17:02
Well, so that's why Brillo likes to hang out in the woods near his local layby. It's so his skin looks great. Oh right. I thought it was something else, silly me
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NibblyPig replied

12 November 2015, 16:55
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Two girls one cup?

That wasn't a facial; that was dinner
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vetran replied

12 November 2015, 16:54
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

In the same way you'd prefer to drink milk straight from the cow rather from a bottle? After all, it's natural and super-fresh!

I think they are suggesting applying topically rather than injecting.
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d000hg replied

12 November 2015, 16:29
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Best applied via the standard method

Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Fresh from the source?

In the same way you'd prefer to drink milk straight from the cow rather from a bottle? After all, it's natural and super-fresh!
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MrMarkyMark replied

12 November 2015, 15:15
Like there are other types

There are, it depends on how good an aim you have
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vetran replied

12 November 2015, 15:15
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

'Sperm facial'? Like there are other types

Two girls one cup?
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barrydidit replied

12 November 2015, 15:13
'Sperm facial'? Like there are other types
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rl4engc replied

12 November 2015, 11:42
Good news for any sperm donors who's product now has a potential new 'outlet'.
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EternalOptimist replied

12 November 2015, 11:37
Big boys don't cry
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MrMarkyMark replied

12 November 2015, 11:19
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Fresh from the source?

Yep
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VectraMan replied

12 November 2015, 11:17
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Best applied via the standard method

Fresh from the source?
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MrMarkyMark replied

12 November 2015, 11:15
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Sperm comes from a male friend who delivers it in a plastic takeaway pot

Best applied via the standard method
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BrilloPad replied

11 November 2015, 22:17
It loses quality in a pot.
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greenlake replied

11 November 2015, 22:10
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