Job email of the week...

[DodgyAgent]

FTFM

You would be amazed the number in your "profession" that cannot use <Insert Name of Any Search Engine Here>, in fact, some have problems with speaking the English language and that is just the ones that are born here.

Fair comment

[MrMarkyMark]

I used majestic

FTFM

You would be amazed the number in your "profession" that cannot use <Insert Name of Any Search Engine Here>, in fact, some have problems with speaking the English language and that is just the ones that are born here.

[WTFH]

I used majestic

So do I. 12 bottles before you get discount was how it used to be.

[DodgyAgent]

You would be amazed the number in your "profession" that cannot use Google, in fact, some have problems with speaking the English language and that is the ones that are born here.

I used majestic

[MrMarkyMark]

https://www.hybris.com



I am so clever sometimes

You would be amazed the number in your "profession" that cannot use Google, in fact, some have problems with speaking the English language and that is the ones that are born here.

[DodgyAgent]

https://www.hybris.com



I am so clever sometimes

[WTFH]

Zetman. https://www.zetman.com/


Never heard of them before.

[DaveB]

Dear MERGEFIELD CandidateSalutation WTFH,


I am recruiting for an agency based in the heart of London who require both Project Managers and Business Analysts to assist on some large scale hybris implementations.

You must have hybris experience and worked on at least 1 implementation to have working experience in an agency environment would be hugely advantagous.

I have on offer a 3 - 6 month contract with very attractive day rates and if you would consider perm roles we have salaries up to £85000.

Please reply to this email if you would like to be considered for these opportunities.

Kind Regards

Ryan




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I should point out that nowhere on my CV, LinkedIn, or anywhere else do I mention "hybris". I've now googled it and their website uses phrases such as "omni-channel" and "product content management". Since both those phrases are marketing speak for bugger all, I'm now certain that I don't need (or want) to know anything more about it.

Name and shame the agency?

[WTFH]

Dear MERGEFIELD CandidateSalutation WTFH,


I am recruiting for an agency based in the heart of London who require both Project Managers and Business Analysts to assist on some large scale hybris implementations.

You must have hybris experience and worked on at least 1 implementation to have working experience in an agency environment would be hugely advantagous.

I have on offer a 3 - 6 month contract with very attractive day rates and if you would consider perm roles we have salaries up to £85000.

Please reply to this email if you would like to be considered for these opportunities.

Kind Regards

Ryan




================


I should point out that nowhere on my CV, LinkedIn, or anywhere else do I mention "hybris". I've now googled it and their website uses phrases such as "omni-channel" and "product content management". Since both those phrases are marketing speak for bugger all, I'm now certain that I don't need (or want) to know anything more about it.