Mistress insisting on keeping our child - pretending it's her blokes

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vwdan replied

15 October 2015, 08:48
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Wow. Same here, I was surprised when I and the rest of the Rugby team did her, she said she had a boyfriend and was knocking off a married man. Must be the hormones. He'll never find out, unless it was our prop, black ginger blind Dave.

Oh, for goodness sake - I knew I wasn't the only one but she'd promised me that she'd drawn the line at the cricket club.
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MrMarkyMark replied

15 October 2015, 07:54
Thoughts? We were going to get rid of it, but she decided that she'd keep it and just tell her boyfriend that it's his. He seems to buy it, so I guess I'm in the clear - what do you think?

When are you getting married?
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xoggoth replied

14 October 2015, 20:34
Sounds good to me. No further deliberation needed.
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BrilloPad replied

14 October 2015, 19:36
How do you know it is your child?

She might have another lover? Or have been unfaithful with her bloke!

If there is no chance it is her bloke's, then what does he think?

I suppose when the child is born, if it turns into a 2@ we can be sure the child is yours....
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FatLazyContractor replied

14 October 2015, 18:34
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Wow. Same here, I was surprised when I and the rest of the Rugby team did her, she said she had a boyfriend and was knocking off a married man. Must be the hormones. He'll never find out, unless it was our prop, black ginger blind Dave.

I thought your wife had a Suity connection
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MarillionFan replied

14 October 2015, 18:17
Originally posted by vwdan View Post

Thoughts? We were going to get rid of it, but she decided that she'd keep it and just tell her boyfriend that it's his. He seems to buy it, so I guess I'm in the clear - what do you think?

Wow. Same here, I was surprised when I and the rest of the Rugby team did her, she said she had a boyfriend and was knocking off a married man. Must be the hormones. He'll never find out, unless it was our prop, black ginger blind Dave.
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diseasex replied

14 October 2015, 18:13
Originally posted by vwdan View Post

Thoughts? We were going to get rid of it, but she decided that she'd keep it and just tell her boyfriend that it's his. He seems to buy it, so I guess I'm in the clear - what do you think?

Is that you Mike ???
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NibblyPig replied

14 October 2015, 18:10
You need better taste in mistresses

Personally I like my mistresses like I like my microwaves, cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her
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DodgyAgent replied

14 October 2015, 17:14
Originally posted by vwdan View Post

Thoughts? We were going to get rid of it, but she decided that she'd keep it and just tell her boyfriend that it's his. He seems to buy it, so I guess I'm in the clear - what do you think?

Why don't you take in a few Jeremy Kyle shows to get some tips on how to deal with this ?
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ELBBUBKUNPS replied

14 October 2015, 17:12
Originally posted by vwdan View Post

Thoughts? We were going to get rid of it, but she decided that she'd keep it and just tell her boyfriend that it's his. He seems to buy it, so I guess I'm in the clear - what do you think?

I wish this was true
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vwdan started a topic Mistress insisting on keeping our child - pretending it's her blokes

14 October 2015, 16:51
Mistress insisting on keeping our child - pretending it's her blokes

Thoughts? We were going to get rid of it, but she decided that she'd keep it and just tell her boyfriend that it's his. He seems to buy it, so I guess I'm in the clear - what do you think?
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