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Previously on "CUK Bulletin Board Academy"
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19) If at first you dont succeed, try the boot, and then the heid (Scottish. trad.)
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Whatever happened to CarolB, the permanently pre-menstrual lady with a short fuse?
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18) Cojak is the only girl on here
18a) I've lunch with Cojak(I paid if I remember right - so its her turn next). Plus the old adage goes... There are only men, or women who used to be men in IT is correct in Jacko's case.......
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Life isn't fair. sh*t happens, getting banned indicates cutting edge posts, people often find it hard to say sorry.
Nevertheless I accept all apologies with the humility that befits my great ball-breaking intellect.
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13) Don't offend a peace loving muslim. Unless you have better weapons than they do.
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Never drink out of a bottle that has the word Rum written by hand on it
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10) Never listen to anyone who calls you a cold baked bean eating, bedsit living, top shelf magazine w@nking, Freddy Mercury tash wearing, think you know it all, can't get a woman for love nor money, well money if you had some, dodgy Russian.
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9) Always make it a point to discard any advice given by russkie misfits on any topic if you want to maximise your chances of success.
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CUK Bulletin Board Academy
What did it teach you?
I start:
1) if you are a hostage and get a chance to escape then do so even if your mates are wussies and prefer to stay facing certain death much like rabbit can't move when snake moves onto him
2) don't buy house now, rent it until imminent crash
3) trolls don't last long, this reinforces old statement: silence is platinum
4) all religions suck arse unless you are the guy on top
5) tash is a sign of mature person, definately not ***
6) being more like AtW is highly desireable, but impossible to achieve for mere mortals, though you can wish
7) the only man with 2 time machines recommends eating pies and lots of themTags: None
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