CUK Bulletin Board Academy

[AtW]

What did it teach you?

I start:

1) if you are a hostage and get a chance to escape then do so even if your mates are wussies and prefer to stay facing certain death much like rabbit can't move when snake moves onto him
2) don't buy house now, rent it until imminent crash
3) trolls don't last long, this reinforces old statement: silence is platinum
4) all religions suck arse unless you are the guy on top
5) tash is a sign of mature person, definately not ***
6) being more like AtW is highly desireable, but impossible to achieve for mere mortals, though you can wish
7) the only man with 2 time machines recommends eating pies and lots of them

[cojak]

8) Get off yer arse and do some research before asking inane questions and getting laughed at/abused.

[shaunbhoy]

9) Always make it a point to discard any advice given by russkie misfits on any topic if you want to maximise your chances of success.

[MarillionFan]

10) Never listen to anyone who calls you a cold baked bean eating, bedsit living, top shelf magazine w@nking, Freddy Mercury tash wearing, think you know it all, can't get a woman for love nor money, well money if you had some, dodgy Russian.

[wc2]

11)

Never drink out of a bottle that has the word Rum written by hand on it

[Lucifer Box]

12) Don't eat the yellow snow.

[mcquiggd]

13) Don't offend a peace loving muslim. Unless you have better weapons than they do.

[Dundeegeorge]

14) Gay men are touchy (ooh, can I say that?)

[Jobberwacky]

Life isn't fair. sh*t happens, getting banned indicates cutting edge posts, people often find it hard to say sorry.

Nevertheless I accept all apologies with the humility that befits my great ball-breaking intellect.

[wendigo100]

17) Beckham is crap

18) Cojak is the only girl on here