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Previously on "Jezzy & Diane in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G."

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  • ZARDOZ
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    There are some graffic recreations of this coupling on Twitter. One seen they cannot be unseen

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    What would the 'people of Hackney' say

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  • Ticktock
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Every CUK reader gets sex with MF's wife.
    They may get the offer and the opportunity, but come on, how many really want to take up that offer anymore?

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Every CUK reader gets sex with MF's wife.
    I get it from Andys mum and then I wipe it on the curtains on my way out!
    Last edited by BoredBloke; 17 September 2015, 15:22.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by unixman View Post
    As a CUK reader I get none at all
    Every CUK reader gets sex with MF's wife.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Interesting that the mail makes a big deal of people having sex. Clearly it is very rare for their readers.

    As a FT reader I get lots of sex so don't need to make a big deal of it.
    Its sex with Dabbo.

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  • unixman
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    As a CUK reader I get none at all

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  • BrilloPad
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    Interesting that the mail makes a big deal of people having sex. Clearly it is very rare for their readers.

    As a FT reader I get lots of sex so don't need to make a big deal of it.

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  • Martin Scroatman
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    Diane Abbott? What a hanger

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  • SlipTheJab
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    So what?
    That was a reference to Dead Ringers but never mind

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  • Ticktock
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    What would the 'people of Hackney' say
    "Dat's well gross, slippin' it to that, innit blood?"

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    What would the 'people of Hackney' say
    So what?

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  • SlipTheJab
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    What would the 'people of Hackney' say

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  • Chuck
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Better or worse than John Major / Edwina Curry?
    Much worse. I reckon Edwina would be good fun, in a strange sort of way.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Better or worse than John Major / Edwina Curry?
    what if Diane's kids are Jezzy's? Now that would be fun.

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