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Previously on "Rise of the Machines"

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  • SueEllen
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    Doctors are being replaced in diagnosing illnesses.

    Much better than having to see a f***ing GP 10 times before they do anything.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Hmm, no entries for "prostitute" or "sex worker"
    Nothing for stripper, pole dancer, or adult entertainer either....

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  • Zero Liability
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    Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
    95% chance for chartered accountants
    I could see it going that way for audit but not management or tax accountancy, especially with audit being less of a cross-selling bonanza now.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
    95% chance for chartered accountants
    Not with our tax laws.....

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  • ZARDOZ
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    95% chance for chartered accountants

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    So you could be replaced with NLUK?
    Hmmm this could be true

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    There is a bit more to it than that; mostly its yelling at Contractors
    So you could be replaced with NLUK?

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    So you basically count things?

    That can't be outsourced to computers for sure...
    There is a bit more to it than that; mostly its yelling at Contractors

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    I am not an estate agent - I am a Quantity Surveyor
    So you basically count things?

    That can't be outsourced to computers for sure...

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Real estate agent, eh? Machines can't lie...


    I am not an estate agent - I am a Quantity Surveyor

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    So are you going to be replaced by the thinking machines?

    BBC Quiz

    I am 323rd in the list with a 3% chance of automation – I can live with that
    Real estate agent, eh? Machines can't lie...

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    You design Army barracks.
    How hard can it be?

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Security Architect (whatever the hell that means )
    Yeah I am now a Solutions Specialist

    whatever one of them is!

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Security Architect (whatever the hell that means )


    You design Army barracks.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Yeah me too...

    BA/Solutions designer?

    Good thing robots cannot think or we would be fooked.
    Security Architect (whatever the hell that means )

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