Renting house out

[Martin Scroatman]

As some of you will know I have no end of problems with several of my neighbours.

Culminating tonight with the witch across the road, after asking me to move my car so her husband who recently had a fall could park directly outside her house.

I did it, despite them being complete bastards to us for several years as I'm nice like that.

4 hours later I caught her taking photos of my car as I had parked it on the footpath outside my house due to her husband taking up two spaces.

That coupled with the other idiots who surround me has got me thinking, I did intend to sell this house. But now I really want to rent it out, preferably to housing benefit, with a big dog that barks, and someone who owns a massive work van or scrap metal dealer.

Petty, but it would give me great enjoyment.

Anyone rented a place out through the council to people like that?

Why not rent it out as a holiday let and adevrtise it on http://Raucous-Stag-Weekend-Holiday-Lets.com?

[vetran]

A number of options:

Get your mates round and have a mental drinking session and tell them to puke in her garden when the need arises.
Assuming you know the husband's name, arrange a call-girl to visit him at home whilst the wife is there. Preferably a specialist such as a BBW.
Defecate on her drive for a laugh.

sign them up for every pervy free magazne you can.

Order pizza's for them C.O.D.

[ChimpMaster]

A number of options:

Get your mates round and have a mental drinking session and tell them to puke in her garden when the need arises.
Assuming you know the husband's name, arrange a call-girl to visit him at home whilst the wife is there. Preferably a specialist such as a BBW.
Defecate on her drive for a laugh.

[barrydidit]

Have you put your christmas decorations up yet? I'd suggest big feck off roof ones that you can't see but will light up their bedrooms like daytime.

[tarbera]

What did you say about the photos ?

[AtW]

I already have one on my drive, which is another one of the things they are moaning about as it has been there for a total of five days, shock horror.

Don't put bricks in it ...

[TheLordDave]

Rent a dozen of big skips and park them all around that public road.

I already have one on my drive, which is another one of the things they are moaning about as it has been there for a total of five days, shock horror.

[TheLordDave]

Ask her why she's taking pictures? And if she mouths off, park opposite her drive

She's didn't answer the door. But rest assured my car was moved right outside her front window

[greenlake]

As some of you will know I have no end of problems with several of my neighbours.

A gas leak would be a terrible thing....

[AtW]

Rent a dozen of big skips and park them all around that public road.

[RetSet]

Speak to your local council. They normally have a team that help out with 'last resort' type tenants.

In my own area (South Kesteven) the team is called Housing Solutions.

If you do go down that route, don't expect the tenants to look after your house as well as you have.

Good luck...

[MarillionFan]

Ask her why she's taking pictures? And if she mouths off, park opposite her drive

[SueEllen]

You know you will get the nicest council tenants ever and your neighbours will make their lives a misery? It's guaranteed because your neighbours are basta*ds. (It will probably be a refugee family.)

I would suggest you get some second year Arts/Social Science undergraduates in if you live in a university town.

They will destroy your house and really terrorise the neighbours as well.

[AtW]

Is that you, Wilmslow?

[TheLordDave]

As some of you will know I have no end of problems with several of my neighbours.

Culminating tonight with the witch across the road, after asking me to move my car so her husband who recently had a fall could park directly outside her house.

I did it, despite them being complete bastards to us for several years as I'm nice like that.

4 hours later I caught her taking photos of my car as I had parked it on the footpath outside my house due to her husband taking up two spaces.

That coupled with the other idiots who surround me has got me thinking, I did intend to sell this house. But now I really want to rent it out, preferably to housing benefit, with a big dog that barks, and someone who owns a massive work van or scrap metal dealer.

Petty, but it would give me great enjoyment.

Anyone rented a place out through the council to people like that?