Keith has bailed for a better paid contract it seems

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AtW replied

1 September 2015, 23:20
Keith has been taken by a chap whose name is Buck ...
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greenlake replied

1 September 2015, 21:56
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Keith has bailed for a better paid contract it seems

His services are for hire....
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Scruff replied

1 September 2015, 21:36
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Cats are vermin. Get a better pet, like a dog.

You bleeding well ate him! 🈶🆒
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vetran replied

1 September 2015, 13:00
Blimey he can't even keep the pussy satisfied..
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northernladuk replied

1 September 2015, 12:54
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Seems Keith is NCOTTBAC (Not cut out to be a cat).

Erm....

At least this post will start a debate up about what we should do with posts that aren't even worthy of being in General.

Last edited by northernladuk; 1 September 2015, 12:56.
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NibblyPig replied

1 September 2015, 11:16
order it to my place, for science

with a side of fried rice

ta
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EternalOptimist replied

1 September 2015, 10:35
get some of his old cat hairs from his blanket and order a Chinese crispy chicken. Perform a DNA comparison on the hairs and chicken and if it comes up negative , that's one possibility eliminated.
We will then move onto the next most likely scenario
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TestMangler replied

1 September 2015, 10:07
So, the shortened version of this story is that even your cat thinks you are a c**t, and has f***ed off........
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MarillionFan replied

1 September 2015, 09:38
Cats are vermin. Get a better pet, like a dog.
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psychocandy replied

1 September 2015, 09:33
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Sorry to sound pessimistic, but if you live near a main road are you sure he isn't lying dead in some ditch?

About 3/4 mile. Yes it is a possibility of course.
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OwlHoot replied

1 September 2015, 09:18
Sorry to sound pessimistic, but if you live near a main road are you sure he isn't lying dead in some ditch?
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psychocandy started a topic Keith has bailed for a better paid contract it seems

1 September 2015, 09:00
Keith has bailed for a better paid contract it seems

Seems Keith is NCOTTBAC (Not cut out to be a cat).

10 days into our holiday he's bailed to another gig for a few more cat crunchies a day.

Not happy he was contractually obliged to provide pussy in return for two bowls of cat food and bonus cat crunchies per day. Left us in the lurch with a spare cat bowl now. The users (the kids) are very upset indeed with his lack of professionalism.

10 days later we've given him the opportunity to come back and fulfill his obligations but hes not returned yet.
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