• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Reply to: Consultancy Role

Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Consultancy Role"

Collapse

  • FatLazyContractor
    replied
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    As a person of specialneeds you should be fine then
    FTFY

    Leave a comment:


  • SimonMac
    replied
    Originally posted by garethevans1986 View Post
    Questions answered in order:

    Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Nope
    Have you ever been in a Turkish harem? Nope
    You ever seen a grown man naked? Unfortunately yes.
    Do you know Daffyd? I know many Dafydds.
    Have you ever licked a chutney spoon ? Nope
    Have you tried bleeding the radiators? Not at this point in time.
    Have you got two references? Only after a contract offer has been made - standard answer.
    When was the last time you polished the Ninja? Not sure on that one.
    Can you speak Welsh? Are you prepared to learn? I'm already a Welsh speaker.


    What sort of consultancy? .NET Development / Dev Ops
    What sort of business are you in? .NET Development / Dev Ops
    Is it Differentia? Dont think it is.

    Thank you all
    GE
    As an ethnic minority you should be fine then

    Leave a comment:


  • MrMarkyMark
    replied
    FTFY.

    You see those two sisters over there on that hill boyo? Well my wifes the one in the middle.

    Leave a comment:


  • suityou01
    replied
    You see those two houses over there on that hill boyo? Well mines the one in the middle.

    Leave a comment:


  • MrMarkyMark
    replied
    Not planning on inbreeding
    Horse....bolted

    I'm already a Welsh speaker.

    Leave a comment:


  • FatLazyContractor
    replied
    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Can you speak Welsh? Are you prepared to learn?
    He is looking for a job FFS. Not planning on inbreeding

    Leave a comment:


  • garethevans1986
    replied
    Questions answered in order:

    Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Nope
    Have you ever been in a Turkish harem? Nope
    You ever seen a grown man naked? Unfortunately yes.
    Do you know Daffyd? I know many Dafydds.
    Have you ever licked a chutney spoon ? Nope
    Have you tried bleeding the radiators? Not at this point in time.
    Have you got two references? Only after a contract offer has been made - standard answer.
    When was the last time you polished the Ninja? Not sure on that one.
    Can you speak Welsh? Are you prepared to learn? I'm already a Welsh speaker.


    What sort of consultancy? .NET Development / Dev Ops
    What sort of business are you in? .NET Development / Dev Ops
    Is it Differentia? Dont think it is.

    Thank you all
    GE

    Leave a comment:


  • The Spartan
    replied
    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Can you speak Welsh? Are you prepared to learn?
    I somehow don't think that will be necessary.

    Leave a comment:


  • LondonManc
    replied
    Can you speak Welsh? Are you prepared to learn?

    Leave a comment:


  • WTFH
    replied
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    FTFY
    Ah, sorry. I was going for the "let's try to be vaguely helpful to someone who was vague", perhaps it's cause he's an English/Unzed Rugby playing film director.




    Have you ever been in a cockpit before?

    Leave a comment:


  • suityou01
    replied
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Have you tried bleeding the radiators?
    Have you got two references?
    When was the last time you polished the Ninja?
    FTFY

    Leave a comment:


  • WTFH
    replied
    What sort of consultancy?
    What sort of business are you in?
    Is it Differentia?

    Leave a comment:


  • MicrosoftBob
    replied
    Have you ever licked a chutney spoon ?

    Leave a comment:


  • Scruff
    replied
    Do you know Daffyd?

    Leave a comment:


  • NibblyPig
    replied
    You ever seen a grown man naked?

    Leave a comment:

Working...
X