Consultancy Role

[WTFH]

FTFY

Ah, sorry. I was going for the "let's try to be vaguely helpful to someone who was vague", perhaps it's cause he's an English/Unzed Rugby playing film director.




Have you ever been in a cockpit before?

[LondonManc]

Can you speak Welsh? Are you prepared to learn?

[The Spartan]

Can you speak Welsh? Are you prepared to learn?

I somehow don't think that will be necessary.

[garethevans1986]

Questions answered in order:

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Nope
Have you ever been in a Turkish harem? Nope
You ever seen a grown man naked? Unfortunately yes.
Do you know Daffyd? I know many Dafydds.
Have you ever licked a chutney spoon ? Nope
Have you tried bleeding the radiators? Not at this point in time.
Have you got two references? Only after a contract offer has been made - standard answer.
When was the last time you polished the Ninja? Not sure on that one.
Can you speak Welsh? Are you prepared to learn? I'm already a Welsh speaker.


What sort of consultancy? .NET Development / Dev Ops
What sort of business are you in? .NET Development / Dev Ops
Is it Differentia? Dont think it is.

Thank you all
GE

[FatLazyContractor]

Can you speak Welsh? Are you prepared to learn?

He is looking for a job FFS. Not planning on inbreeding

[MrMarkyMark]

Not planning on inbreeding

Horse....bolted

I'm already a Welsh speaker.

[suityou01]

You see those two houses over there on that hill boyo? Well mines the one in the middle.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY.

You see those two sisters over there on that hill boyo? Well my wifes the one in the middle.

[SimonMac]

Questions answered in order:

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Nope
Have you ever been in a Turkish harem? Nope
You ever seen a grown man naked? Unfortunately yes.
Do you know Daffyd? I know many Dafydds.
Have you ever licked a chutney spoon ? Nope
Have you tried bleeding the radiators? Not at this point in time.
Have you got two references? Only after a contract offer has been made - standard answer.
When was the last time you polished the Ninja? Not sure on that one.
Can you speak Welsh? Are you prepared to learn? I'm already a Welsh speaker.


What sort of consultancy? .NET Development / Dev Ops
What sort of business are you in? .NET Development / Dev Ops
Is it Differentia? Dont think it is.

Thank you all
GE

As an ethnic minority you should be fine then

[FatLazyContractor]

As a person of specialneeds you should be fine then

FTFY