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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Why do women need a shower everyday anyway?
    So they don't get curd??

    O

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  • Eirikur
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    Why do women need a shower everyday anyway?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Get a divorce. Then you won't have a wife, bathroom or ceiling.
    Won't have the interwebs to post tulip on here either...

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  • VectraMan
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    Get a divorce. Then you won't have a wife, bathroom or ceiling.

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  • DimPrawn
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    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...211-mgtow.html

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  • WTFH
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    Could be worse, your missus could use all the hot water showering the dog, then rinsing the shower, then showering herself, then rinsing the shower - a process which takes 45 minutes with the shower on full hot.
    I'm sure she's scalding the dog.
    Then I get in for a cold shower, whether I want one or not...

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  • DimPrawn
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    It's called a wet room. Chill.



    Room for two!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TheLordDave View Post
    Is it just my misses who seems to think 'going for a shower' involves turning the bathroom into a frickin swimming pool? Every sodding night.
    Why won't you get nice pool for your missus?

    Just like MF did.

    His ex on photo -



    Don't be a victim, be more like MF.

    HTH

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I think you need a new patio.
    FTFY

    #Trevorjordache

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I think you need a new missus, not a shotgun.
    FTFY

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by TheLordDave View Post
    Is it just my misses who seems to think 'going for a shower' involves turning the bathroom into a frickin swimming pool? Every sodding night.

    Water just started passing through the ceiling...

    Where is my shotgun....
    I think you need a sealant gun, not a shotgun.

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  • TheLordDave
    started a topic Ffs

    Ffs

    Is it just my misses who seems to think 'going for a shower' involves turning the bathroom into a frickin swimming pool? Every sodding night.

    Water just started passing through the ceiling...

    Where is my shotgun....

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