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Originally posted by pjclarke View PostWe had an inkling, there was a clue in the poster
Now, does anyone know what happens in the movie 'Snakes on a Plane'?
Incidentally the guy who came up with the title is the 2012 winner of 'Not my ******' job' award
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThen you're in the right job as an admin on here.
Originally posted by pjclarke View PostWe were settling down to watch Titanic when 12 year old niece enters and informs us
'..oh I've seen this one. She lives, he dies, the boat sinks'
So we got our coats and went out for a drink instead....
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Originally posted by zeitghostIt's ever so satisfying if theold dearelderly person is tooled up & offs said mugger with due extreme prejudice.
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when I was a young soldier, I went to watch Sinbad and the eye of the tiger with me mates. It was utter , utter cr@p.
On the Saturday I was on fire duty in the cinema and the kids watched the same movie. When Sinbad was fighting the tiger they were all jumping up and down on the seats shouting 'EASY, EASY. Get im in the eye Sinbad'
It was utterly , utterly brilliant
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Originally posted by pjclarke View PostWe were settling down to watch Titanic when 12 year old niece enters and informs us
'..oh I've seen this one. She lives, he dies, the boat sinks'
So we got our coats and went out for a drink instead....
Lad says "He's gonna get his shoes wet..."
Understatement of the decade I think...
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We were settling down to watch Titanic when 12 year old niece enters and informs us
'..oh I've seen this one. She lives, he dies, the boat sinks'
So we got our coats and went out for a drink instead....
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Mysterious stranger arrives in London from South America. An accident prone illegal immigrant or an endearing friend ?
Paddington Bear
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI enjoyed Crime and Punishment. But then, there's a lot more to a good read than plot. I thoroughly enjoyed The Slow Regard of Silent Things by Patrick Rothfuss - and he spends 12 pages describing how someone makes soap.
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Les Miserables. Ex-con makes good while tracked by cop.
I enjoyed Crime and Punishment. But then, there's a lot more to a good read than plot. I thoroughly enjoyed The Slow Regard of Silent Things by Patrick Rothfuss - and he spends 12 pages describing how someone makes soap.
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The Hobbit:
Bilbo is recruited to help steal some jewellery from a dragon. He does, and on the way finds a magic ring. Then they murder the dragon.
Lord of The Rings:
Turns out the magic ring is a bit of a big deal so Frodo (Bilbo's nephew) is sent on a mission to throw it in a volcano. He does, and everyone is happy.
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Originally posted by stek View PostBloke follows this whale around that sank his ship and kills it and himself.
Anymore one sentence summaries of great novels?
Some ghosts convince a rich greedy Tory to become a charitable do-gooder so that people will like him.
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