Police hunt middle-aged couple who had sex on a train

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MicrosoftBob replied

31 July 2015, 11:39
Originally posted by vetran View Post

yo mama is so fat her hips have tides.

Slap those thighs and ride the ripples (c) The Macc Lads
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DimPrawn replied

31 July 2015, 11:30
Originally posted by vetran View Post

yo mama is so fat her hips have tides.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin.....
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vetran replied

31 July 2015, 11:19
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

No enough though, she's still a bit of a heifer.

yo mama is so fat her hips have tides.
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GlenW replied

31 July 2015, 10:57
Originally posted by vetran View Post

AndyW's mum has lost some weight.

No enough though, she's still a bit of a heifer.
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DimPrawn replied

31 July 2015, 10:48
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

It's hardly the crime of the decade and needs their pictures putting all over the web is it? I'd rather they did this for burglars and thugs randomly assaulting people in the street.

But it upsets the Torygraph readers.
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northernladuk replied

31 July 2015, 10:01
It's hardly the crime of the decade and needs their pictures putting all over the web is it? I'd rather they did this for burglars and thugs randomly assaulting people in the street.
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MyUserName replied

31 July 2015, 09:23
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I think we need a poll.

Okay, that's what you said to him when you saw him .. what happened next?
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suityou01 replied

31 July 2015, 09:16
Originally posted by MyUserName View Post

Sounds like there is a story there ....

Ah yes. Legend has it there was extras on the Farnborough to London line in the form of British Rail Betty. An unwieldy beast with Norah Batty tights, a wooden eye and false teeth.

Of course they didn't have CCTV in those days, but rumour has it she was blonde, about 5'6'', enjoyed cycling and park runs.

They never found her though.
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MicrosoftBob replied

31 July 2015, 09:14
You only live once, I bet they got a real kick out of it

Respect
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vetran replied

31 July 2015, 09:11
AndyW's mum has lost some weight.

yes MS spill the beans
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mudskipper replied

31 July 2015, 08:35
Originally posted by MyUserName View Post

Sounds like there is a story there ....

I think we need a poll.
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MyUserName replied

31 July 2015, 08:24
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Not the same since they got rid of those 1980s carriages with separate compartments.

Sounds like there is a story there ....
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mudskipper replied

31 July 2015, 06:57
Not the same since they got rid of those 1980s carriages with separate compartments.
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FatLazyContractor replied

30 July 2015, 12:55
Show us some evidence.
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AtW started a topic Police hunt middle-aged couple who had sex on a train

30 July 2015, 12:46
Police hunt middle-aged couple who had sex on a train

Police have released footage of a middle-aged couple who had sex on a train.

The couple, who appear to be in their 40s, were spotted performing a series of sex acts on the Essex-bound train for half an hour.

British Transport Police released the CCTV images of the pair, after being told that witnesses had to be moved away from the X-rated scene.

Source: Police hunt middle-aged couple who had sex on a train - Telegraph
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