Another reason to get a hot tub

[MicrosoftBob]

What's a designer tattoo, how does one tell it from any other type?

Depends where in Essex thats probably where you vejazzle your cat

[vetran]

What's a designer tattoo, how does one tell it from any other type?

they spell it correctly?

[d000hg]

What's a designer tattoo, how does one tell it from any other type?

[AtW]

It seems in the UK (by the Daily Mail reader perspective), you have made it and are awesome if:

You have a hot tub
You have designer tattoos
You have had cosmetic surgery (mostly massive fake boobs)
You have an orange fake tan
You drive a convertible

Then you are worshipped by the Facebook generation.

I've got 1 out of 5 so far, maybe we need to make a separate thread/poll to see how successful others are...

[d000hg]

Convertible next year eh?

I would like an MX5, but I think that's far too understated to count.

[MicrosoftBob]

You don't drive a convertable?!

Don't you find the massive fake boobs get in the way sometimes?

He's mistaking m00bs for the fake real thing

[minestrone]

It seems in the UK (by the Daily Mail reader perspective), you have made it and are awesome if:

You have a hot tub
You have designer tattoos
You have had cosmetic surgery (mostly massive fake boobs)
You have an orange fake tan
You drive a convertible

Then you are worshipped by the Facebook generation.

Actually the opposite

With excess room on the decking usually comes a hot tub. There are few worse accusations one can level against someone than that they own, or aspire to own, a hot tub. They are fine to endorse by using in hotel spas, looked upon more as a curio, but then you must call them a whirlpool.

Read more: Why patios, hanging baskets and a tidy lawn are a sign you're lower middle class | Daily Mail Online

[OwlHoot]

4 out of 5 isn't bad.

You don't drive a convertable?!

Don't you find the massive fake boobs get in the way sometimes?

[MicrosoftBob]

Even better if it's a time machine

[DimPrawn]

4 out of 5 isn't bad.

Convertible next year eh?

[MarillionFan]

It seems in the UK (by the Daily Mail reader perspective), you have made it and are awesome if:

You have a hot tub
You have designer tattoos
You have had cosmetic surgery (mostly massive fake boobs)
You have an orange fake tan
You drive a convertible

Then you are worshipped by the Facebook generation.

4 out of 5 isn't bad.

[DimPrawn]

It seems in the UK (by the Daily Mail reader perspective), you have made it and are awesome if:

You have a hot tub
You have designer tattoos
You have had cosmetic surgery (mostly massive fake boobs)
You have an orange fake tan
You drive a convertible

Then you are worshipped by the Facebook generation.

[BrilloPad]

Children told they must live with 'penniless' mother in Australia  | Daily Mail Online

The judge said the children’s views had been ‘coloured’ by their ‘comfortable existence living with their father’, who the court heard earns up to £300,000 a year and has a hot-tub in the garden.

Disgraceful that a parent should be involved in child abduction. A pity he is not going to be jailed to deter others...