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MarillionFan replied

6 July 2015, 19:34
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

One just bit me on the foot. Ow.

That's nowt. Wait until they've bitten you on the todger!

What you need to do is paint your todger in silver paint and hang around swampy areas, swimming pools or horses for an evening. A little horse manure also brings them in with a vicious bite and causes additional swelling.
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Gumbo Robot replied

6 July 2015, 18:32
I get bitten countless times a day in this humid weather when I'm at home. Garden backs onto a field full of cattle. Little sods even bite me through my jeans.

Fortunately I don't react to the bites.
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NotAllThere started a topic I don't like horseflies

6 July 2015, 18:22
I don't like horseflies

One just bit me on the foot. Ow.
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