Ladies, would you ... ?

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Pondlife replied

10 June 2015, 07:59
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

No physical dexterity required. Just a mirror and a willing partner. Or a selfie stick.

This could be the next big facebook driven fundraiser.

Update your profile pic or text £5 to 70070 #nopantson
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NotAllThere replied

10 June 2015, 07:45
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

So a normal vagina then. Can't say I've got the physical dexterity required to look at mine.

No physical dexterity required. Just a mirror and a willing partner. Or a selfie stick.
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greenlake replied

9 June 2015, 21:46
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

If there is anything you want to show to a 12 year old boy to put him off looking at porn it's this video, or the Mary Poppins / Mudskipper video, two girls, one Big Mac.

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I'm not sharing my big mac with anyone!

"....but I'll give you some of my fries...."
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mudskipper replied

9 June 2015, 21:38
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

If there is anything you want to show to a 12 year old boy to put him off looking at porn it's this video, or the Mary Poppins / Mudskipper video, two girls, one Big Mac.

I'm not sharing my big mac with anyone!
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FatLazyContractor replied

8 June 2015, 18:59
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

So a normal vagina then. Can't say I've got the physical dexterity required to look at mine.

Before MF says, "Pic, or it never happened" .....

HTH
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mudskipper replied

8 June 2015, 18:57
Originally posted by Wail

"'Simply put, a lot of women want a "young vagina",' explains Dr Nirdosh. 'They don't like the aesthetic look of a saggy, deflated floppy vagina and see cosmetic dermal fillers as saviour."

So a normal vagina then. Can't say I've got the physical dexterity required to look at mine.
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MarillionFan replied

8 June 2015, 18:46
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

No pics, but how about a video?

If there is anything you want to show to a 12 year old boy to put him off looking at porn it's this video, or the Mary Poppins / Mudskipper video, two girls, one Big Mac.
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greenlake replied

8 June 2015, 18:29
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

The article is lacking the customary "before" and "after" shots

No pics, but how about a video?
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Project Monkey replied

8 June 2015, 16:03
Mrs Monkey suggested a gential filler jab at the weekend, I couldn't be bothered though.
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Platypus replied

8 June 2015, 15:52
The article is lacking the customary "before" and "after" shots
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FatLazyContractor started a topic Ladies, would you ... ?

8 June 2015, 13:22
Ladies, would you ... ?

Top cosmetic doctor warns of risky new trend for genital filler jabs | Daily Mail Online
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