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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    I believe it's D.A.C.T.Y.L.I.O.N.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Sadly I get humongous hangovers if I go out on the serious lash these days.

    It does make me a cheap date though...
    Three bottles of Krug and a bottle of rum does not make you a cheap date.

    hth

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    I don't think Cojak has any other sort of side. She won't turn down a drink though
    Sadly I get humongous hangovers if I go out on the serious lash these days.

    It does make me a cheap date though...

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  • maspinall
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    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    Scottish CUK supports the Mods
    Was that a typo?

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  • maspinall
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    FBI now investigating CUK Mods. Alleged favoritism, bullying and back handers.

    Will Admin step down?
    Of course not. Anyone in such a position can avail themselves of the long-established (since this afternoon) "Blatter defence" to whit...
    "Corruption is terrible we must regain trust" and "I can't be expected to monitor everyone". Such a defence is proven to allow the retention of up to $6m salary without anyone* being displeased.

    * When I say "anyone" I do of course mean that you should refer to the OED for the definition of "anyone" which can found under a slightly different spelling of "Everyone". For "Without" read "With" and for "displeased" read "infuriated". Otherwise it's a cracking defence.

    I rest my case m'lud.
    Last edited by maspinall; 28 May 2015, 17:42.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    I keep getting an error message "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mudskipper again."
    It's the thought that counts

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  • tractor
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    ...

    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I keep getting an error message "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mudskipper again."

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  • tractor
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Do they f**k !
    I don't know, do they?

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    Scottish CUK supports the Mods
    Do they f**k !

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    So that's what an FLC looks like. Jeez we waited long enough for a description. I knew MS and TheFaqqer would sort it all out
    You missed the uniform?

    https://community.ipse.co.uk/threads...4/#post-965306

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  • tractor
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    .....

    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    So that's what an FLC looks like. Jeez we waited long enough for a description. I knew MS and TheFaqqer would sort it all out

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    I believe it's D.A.C.T.Y.L.I.O.N.
    I bet you don't know the meaning of the word(s)

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    Apropos nothing - How do you spell sycophantic, obsequious, brown nosing, butt licking, toadying, flattering, mealymouthed, snivelling, spineless, boot-licking git?
    I believe it's D.A.C.T.Y.L.I.O.N.

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    I don't think Cojak has any other sort of side. She won't turn down a drink though
    Apropos nothing - How do you spell sycophantic, obsequious, brown nosing, butt licking, toadying, flattering, mealymouthed, snivelling, spineless, boot-licking git?

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    I've heard that you can get on RH and Cojak's good side by plying them with alcohol.

    Disgraceful
    I don't think Cojak has any other sort of side. She won't turn down a drink though

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