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Three bottles of Krug and a bottle of rum does not make you a cheap date.Originally posted by cojak View PostSadly I get humongous hangovers if I go out on the serious lash these days.
It does make me a cheap date though...

hth
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Of course not. Anyone in such a position can avail themselves of the long-established (since this afternoon) "Blatter defence" to whit...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFBI now investigating CUK Mods. Alleged favoritism, bullying and back handers.
Will Admin step down?
"Corruption is terrible we must regain trust" and "I can't be expected to monitor everyone". Such a defence is proven to allow the retention of up to $6m salary without anyone* being displeased.
* When I say "anyone" I do of course mean that you should refer to the OED for the definition of "anyone" which can found under a slightly different spelling of "Everyone". For "Without" read "With" and for "displeased" read "infuriated". Otherwise it's a cracking defence.
I rest my case m'lud.
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It's the thought that countsOriginally posted by tractor View PostI keep getting an error message "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mudskipper again."
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I keep getting an error message "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mudskipper again."Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
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Do they f**k !Originally posted by tarbera View PostScottish CUK supports the Mods
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You missed the uniform?Originally posted by tractor View PostSo that's what an FLC looks like. Jeez we waited long enough for a description. I knew MS and TheFaqqer would sort it all out
https://community.ipse.co.uk/threads...4/#post-965306
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Apropos nothing - How do you spell sycophantic, obsequious, brown nosing, butt licking, toadying, flattering, mealymouthed, snivelling, spineless, boot-licking git?Originally posted by DaveB View PostI don't think Cojak has any other sort of side. She won't turn down a drink though
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