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Previously on "Do you feel like chicken tonight?"

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    wow some turtles can breath through theirs...

    fascinating
    That's nothing, some CUKers can probably talk through theirs

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Smart arse.
    That's another correct description for it as well.

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  • original PM
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    wow some turtles can breath through theirs...

    fascinating

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    The correct term is cloaca I believe.
    Smart arse.

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    The other thing about chickens is that they lay eggs and tulip out of the same hole. It's called a 'vent'.
    The correct term is cloaca I believe.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Unix View Post
    Are photons?
    Photons aren't things.

    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    ok
    God and photons are not covered in germs.

    but Jesus bum is.

    so doogie, whose bum has most germs, jesus or mohammed (peas be upon him)

    and what about Bhudda ? he had a fat bum


    he aint heavy, but to be fair, he did have a fat bum
    Why the sudden interest in the bums of famous religious leaders? They ate and drank and puked and stank just like the rest of us - and probably more than us since they predated anti-perspirant and soft toilet paper.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Build a high fence. Fox ate mine. Not because the fox got in, the stupid birds flew out. They're good fun though, and the eggs are awesome.
    They seem quite Darwin though, I've seen more accidently kill themselves than die by foxes

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    My missus wants to keep chickens, I reckon it's because she loves cock, and wants a morning wake up call
    Build a high fence. Fox ate mine. Not because the fox got in, the stupid birds flew out. They're good fun though, and the eggs are awesome.

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  • Zero Liability
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    You could always just get it from somewhere like this.

    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Just buy it pre-cooked and canned....
    Which Alien movie is that from?
    Last edited by Zero Liability; 28 May 2015, 19:57.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    The other thing about chickens is that they lay eggs and tulip out of the same hole. It's called a 'vent'.

    I used to keep hens, me. It was so windy one day I done see a hen lay the same egg 3 times.
    My missus wants to keep chickens, I reckon it's because she loves cock, and wants a morning wake up call

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Unix View Post
    Are photons?

    ok
    God and photons are not covered in germs.

    but Jesus bum is.

    so doogie, whose bum has most germs, jesus or mohammed (peas be upon him)

    and what about Bhudda ? he had a fat bum


    he aint heavy, but to be fair, he did have a fat bum

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Technically it's not a period, it's an ovulation.

    The period (menstruation) is the discarding of the unfertilised ovulation.
    The other thing about chickens is that they lay eggs and tulip out of the same hole. It's called a 'vent'.

    I used to keep hens, me. It was so windy one day I done see a hen lay the same egg 3 times.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Old news. Always wash your hands carefully after handling raw chicken, or its packaging. Don't wash the chicken under a tap, as it will spread the lurgies over all the surfaces in the kitchen.
    Just buy it pre-cooked and canned....

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  • Unix
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Everything's covered in germs.
    Are photons?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Well Jesus was definitely covered with them.
    even his bum ?

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