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greenlake replied

24 May 2015, 17:27
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

But it's very cute, so I forgive it.

Hope you have another salad bowl....
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fullyautomatix replied

24 May 2015, 16:07
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

TFA. It smells a bit.

Yeast infection ?
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TheCoconutDog replied

24 May 2015, 15:50
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

TFA. It smells a bit.

A wire brush and dettol will sort that out...
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mudskipper replied

24 May 2015, 15:33
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

TFA. It smells a bit.

But it's very cute, so I forgive it.
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mudskipper replied

24 May 2015, 15:19
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Does your pussy have any current ailments ?

TFA. It smells a bit.
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BrilloPad replied

24 May 2015, 15:16
Does your pussy have any current ailments ?
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vetran replied

24 May 2015, 13:54
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Cojak has been against Sockies ever since turning up for a blind date with AndyW and finding AussieLong. She chokes pole for no-one.

She just turned you down, was worried she would never find it!
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Scruff replied

24 May 2015, 00:21
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Deffo. I like 'em hairy.

Deffo a Fairy. You have been outed! Clammy-Clunge 😤
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MarillionFan replied

23 May 2015, 23:23
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Oi Kojak! What happened to the comment by new signup, my "friend" Albert Steptoe?

Failing to allow comments by alter egos (AKA sockies) can be viewed as discrimination against those of us who suffer from multiple personality disorder. We will be contacting my lawyer(s).

Cojak has been against Sockies ever since turning up for a blind date with AndyW and finding AussieLong. She chokes pole for no-one.
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UglyBetty replied

23 May 2015, 22:54
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Oi Kojak! What happened to the comment by new signup, my "friend" Albert Steptoe?

Failing to allow comments by alter egos (AKA sockies) can be viewed as discrimination against those of us who suffer from multiple personality disorder. We will be contacting my lawyer(s).

I'll wait as long as it takes...
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xoggoth replied

23 May 2015, 22:52
Oi Kojak! What happened to the comment by new signup, my "friend" Albert Steptoe?

Failing to allow comments by alter egos (AKA sockies) can be viewed as discrimination against those of us who suffer from multiple personality disorder. We will be contacting my lawyer(s).
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MaryPoppins replied

22 May 2015, 22:25
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I'm glad we all agree that naked pussies are not a good look.

Deffo. I like 'em hairy.
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xoggoth replied

22 May 2015, 20:10
Young, fit and hairy.
Not like this then...

Bloody hell, I fancy that!
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vetran replied

22 May 2015, 20:01
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I'm glad we all agree that naked pussies are not a good look.

some can carry it off well.
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SlipTheJab replied

22 May 2015, 19:47
I need to watch friends again! What's happening about the filum?
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