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Previously on "Wednesday Quiz"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by malvolio View Post
    It is. Shame you don't understand it.

    Hint: What's different about the moon's orbit and the asteroids?
    God created the moon, but the devil sends asteroids to destroy us all.

    Doogie.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by malvolio View Post
    It is. Shame you don't understand it.

    Hint: What's different about the moon's orbit and the asteroids?
    Jeez dude I got a degree in Astrophysics!

    The asteroids orbits are not

    1) Defined - until we can track a 'steroid for a length of time we cannot know it's orbit but --
    2) Stable - smaller bodies will be influenced more than a larger body (such as the moon).
    3) In addition the are an 'inifnite' amount of asteroids in the galaxy so we only know about a small majority....

    will put my tongue more in my cheek next time!

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  • malvolio
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    :sigh:

    there is a really big one

    every day

    at exactly the moons distance away

    it is called the moon


    ain't celestial mechanics a wondrous thing
    It is. Shame you don't understand it.

    Hint: What's different about the moon's orbit and the asteroids?

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  • original PM
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    :sigh:

    there is a really big one

    every day

    at exactly the moons distance away

    it is called the moon


    ain't celestial mechanics a wondrous thing

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  • CorporalJones
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    Originally posted by malvolio View Post
    Predicted flyby at 6 million miles... Twenty times the orbit of the moon...

    Hmmm. Better get my umbrella out.
    There's a bigger one in June at 18.8 times.

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  • malvolio
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    Predicted flyby at 6 million miles... Twenty times the orbit of the moon...

    Hmmm. Better get my umbrella out.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    worse. much much worse
    Are you in Nepal and about to fart?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Thanks for letting us know about it.

    Need to "invest" some money tonight and tomorrow night

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    good effort, I'll give you 1.5 points


    the answer is that there is an asteroid the size(mass) of mount Everest headed our way. It will whizz past tomorrow, if it hits us there will be no more CUK on Friday
    no more contracts, no more sunny days and, most importantly, no more George Galloway
    Does it also mean no more Russell Brand, Kanye West, Kardashians, Sponging royals and Jeremy Kyle?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    1. Earthquake

    2. It shrunk
    good effort, I'll give you 1.5 points


    the answer is that there is an asteroid the size(mass) of mount Everest headed our way. It will whizz past tomorrow, if it hits us there will be no more CUK on Friday
    no more contracts, no more sunny days and, most importantly, no more George Galloway

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    1. Earthquake

    2. It shrunk

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  • CorporalJones
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    Himalayan drop?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by b0redom View Post
    Chinese sabre rattling in Tibet again?
    worse. much much worse

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  • b0redom
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    Chinese sabre rattling in Tibet again?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by CorporalJones View Post
    Is it GermanVings again?
    not a plane.

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