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  • Blakes03
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    OMG - I'm not banned!
    TMerc - I'll update you once I get in the office ;-)

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  • Blakes03
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    Ha ha Blasterbates, very good. That is exactly what it was like in the office yesterday.

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  • BlasterBates
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    I only have one thing to ......ah......

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by Blakes03 View Post
    Ta Tykemerc, you might be in luck, already beginning to feel like sh1t3, probably won’t log in later BUT no worries, hopefully be able to log back in tomorrow to let you know how my contracted diseases are going
    Thanks Sockie98,725,419,076,542

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Blakes03 View Post
    Ta Tykemerc, you might be in luck, already beginning to feel like sh1t3, probably won’t log in later BUT no worries, hopefully be able to log back in tomorrow to let you know how my contracted diseases are going
    Dr. Cojak shall soon perform your colonoscopy.

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  • Blakes03
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    Ta Tykemerc, you might be in luck, already beginning to feel like sh1t3, probably won’t log in later BUT no worries, hopefully be able to log back in tomorrow to let you know how my contracted diseases are going

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by Blakes03 View Post
    FFS – the coughing and splutter is bad enough but skin is peeling off this one next to me – he just put it in the bin without even leaving his keyboard. Another one has just been resuscitated by his colleague, again without leaving his keyboard.

    If I manage to leave here today without a fecking disease I’ll be happy
    Please make sure you catch all the diseases, maybe you will be unable to log back on afterwards.

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  • vetran
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    as a rather yummy mummy says to her 18 month old daughter when she snivels :-

    Butch UP!

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  • Blakes03
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    FFS – the coughing and splutter is bad enough but skin is peeling off this one next to me – he just put it in the bin without even leaving his keyboard. Another one has just been resuscitated by his colleague, again without leaving his keyboard.

    If I manage to leave here today without a fecking disease I’ll be happy

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  • anthony
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    had a similar experience a previous gig, expect these where permies spreading their bubonic plague and wouldnt go home/take sick leave

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    MTFU and keep invoicing.
    And yes, ^This

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Blakes03 View Post
    It’s like the contractors in this part of the office need to have advanced SARS with a touch of the Bird Flu before they decide not to come into the office and spread the lovely infections to every other contractor FFS.
    Is this an office in Cologne, Germany?

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by Blakes03 View Post
    It’s like the contractors in this part of the office need to have advanced SARS with a touch of the Bird Flu before they decide not to come into the office and spread the lovely infections to every other contractor FFS.
    Can't be proper contractors if they stay off with only SARS and a touch of Bird Flu

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by Blakes03 View Post
    It’s like the contractors in this part of the office need to have advanced SARS with a touch of the Bird Flu before they decide not to come into the office and spread the lovely infections to every other contractor FFS.
    MTFU and keep invoicing.

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  • Blakes03
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    It’s like the contractors in this part of the office need to have advanced SARS with a touch of the Bird Flu before they decide not to come into the office and spread the lovely infections to every other contractor FFS.

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