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Previously on "What first attracted you to the chubby 44 Year old Lottery Winner then?"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I already have a 28 year old wife. Don't need money when you've got a big cock.
    28 year anniversary, blimey hadn't pegged you as being that old, congrats though.

    Thai Bird then if she has a big cock?

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  • SunnyInHades
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Why shag one blonde for the rest of your life when you can shag loads?
    Well spotted. My text should have read:

    'you'll get to shag a series of hot blondes in their 20s'
    rather than
    'you'll get to shag a hot blonde 20 years younger than yourself'
    Last edited by SunnyInHades; 5 May 2015, 12:53.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Batcher View Post
    Of what ?!

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  • Batcher
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I already have a 28 year old wife. Don't need money when you've got a big cock.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    We both know I'm just going to tell you to piss off.
    It aint time yet for watersports lass.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Ey yup love! You tired of his big cock? or the stories about it?
    We both know I'm just going to tell you to piss off.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Ey yup love! You tired of his big cock? or the stories about it?

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I already have a 28 year old wife. Don't need money when you've got a big cock.
    Don't I know it, since I got my chicken run I've been covered in birds

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Play your cards right love and it'll be

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I already have a 28 year old wife. Don't need money when you've got a big cock.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Why would you want to bring your mother into this?

    I heard you're an ugly fecker as well. When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother instead.
    It was the other way round lad!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    We are not talking about ugly wives here.
    Why would you want to bring your mother into this?

    I heard you're an ugly fecker as well. When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother instead.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post
    Tick this piece of paper six times. If you place the ticks in the right places you'll get to shag a hot blonde 20 years younger than yourself for the rest of your life.
    You are pleased too easily, aren't you? You have safely ignored the fact that the 20 year old blonde today will be 40 in twenty years and you don't really want to shag her for the rest of your life.

    Why shag one blonde for the rest of your life when you can shag loads?
    Last edited by FatLazyContractor; 5 May 2015, 11:55. Reason: Grammar

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  • SunnyInHades
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    Tick this piece of paper six times. If you place the ticks in the right places you'll get to shag a hot blonde 20 years younger than yourself for the rest of your life.

    What's not to love ?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Does anyone know how the lottery money was split between him and his ex-wife?

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