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What first attracted you to the chubby 44 Year old Lottery Winner then?

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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Why would you want to bring your mother into this?

    I heard you're an ugly fecker as well. When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother instead.
    It was the other way round lad!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      I already have a 28 year old wife. Don't need money when you've got a big cock.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Play your cards right love and it'll be
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I already have a 28 year old wife. Don't need money when you've got a big cock.
          Don't I know it, since I got my chicken run I've been covered in birds
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Ey yup love! You tired of his big cock? or the stories about it?

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              #16
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Ey yup love! You tired of his big cock? or the stories about it?
              We both know I'm just going to tell you to piss off.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                We both know I'm just going to tell you to piss off.
                It aint time yet for watersports lass.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I already have a 28 year old wife. Don't need money when you've got a big cock.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Batcher View Post
                    Of what ?!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      Why shag one blonde for the rest of your life when you can shag loads?
                      Well spotted. My text should have read:

                      'you'll get to shag a series of hot blondes in their 20s'
                      rather than
                      'you'll get to shag a hot blonde 20 years younger than yourself'
                      Last edited by SunnyInHades; 5 May 2015, 12:53.

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