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d000hg replied

30 April 2015, 13:31
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You've never made me orgasm.

You've never made anyone... they've never let you get close enough to try.
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FatLazyContractor replied

30 April 2015, 13:15
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

I bet it doesn't need very much water to fill a bath when she's in it.

I have also learnt why the sea levels rise once in a while.
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GlenW replied

30 April 2015, 13:05
Originally posted by vetran View Post

there you go

I bet it doesn't need very much water to fill a bath when she's in it.
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vetran replied

30 April 2015, 13:01
there you go
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barrydidit replied

30 April 2015, 13:01
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Did you take MF's permission before posting his wife's pic?

Nah, she posts plenty of her own on Tumblr, I didn't think he'd mind.
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GlenW replied

30 April 2015, 13:00
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

National Honesty Day: Why women are compelled to lie - Telegraph

Its national honesty day! Don't hold back for once....

Yes, I had a vasectomy years ago.
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GlenW replied

30 April 2015, 13:00
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

National Honesty Day: Why women are compelled to lie - Telegraph

Its national honesty day! Don't hold back for once....

Of course I won't come in your mouth.
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FatLazyContractor replied

30 April 2015, 12:58
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

You filthy perv

Did you take MF's permission before posting his wife's pic?
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barrydidit replied

30 April 2015, 12:56
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

You filthy perv
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Ticktock replied

30 April 2015, 12:52
The comments on that article are pretty funny.

Including

Be honest and change the domain to dailymail.co.uk
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FatLazyContractor replied

30 April 2015, 12:52
Originally posted by tractor View Post

Does this dress make my bum look big?

No, your bum makes your bum look big!
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vetran replied

30 April 2015, 12:46
I'll still love you in the Morning.
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FatLazyContractor replied

30 April 2015, 12:44
Quoting MF from the comments section:

Women, honest? ROTFLMAO. The honest ones stay married and are loved, the rest become bitter feminazis blaming men for their own inadequacy.

HTH
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tractor replied

30 April 2015, 12:44
....

Does this dress make my bum look big?

No, your bum makes your bum look big!
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Ticktock replied

30 April 2015, 12:44
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

National Honesty Day: Why women are compelled to lie - Telegraph

Its national honesty day! Don't hold back for once....

I envy the great self-confidence you must have, to never feel the need to shower or wear deodorant.
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