What's your delusion?

[vetran]

Then please shoot me.

Its when Wayne Rooney starts dreaming about you then you have to worry!

[MarillionFan]

I'm perfect in every way.

[NotAllThere]

Which of these seven beliefs do you hold.

According to new scientist, of the population of the UK
1) 46.4%
2) 44.3%
3) 40.5%
4) 38.7%
5) 38.5%
6) 33.8%
7) 33.6%

The CUK scores so far are
1) 50%
2) 25%
3) 13%
4) 0%
5) 25%
6) 25%
7) 38%

[mudskipper]

My delusion is I'm good looking, funny, and very very wealthy.

Don't forget your big fat cock.

[BrilloPad]

Mine is my belief that posting on CUK is cool.

[DimPrawn]

My delusion is I'm good looking, funny, and very very wealthy.

[SimonMac]

TL;DR

Can someone answer for me please?

[mudskipper]

What if he kicks you because you're dreaming about Wayne Rooney?

Then please shoot me.

[NotAllThere]

What if he kicks you because you're dreaming about Wayne Rooney?

[mudskipper]

I suppose it depends what you mean by control and actions - e.g. if Mr ms kicks me in bed because he's dreaming about Wayne Rooney, he's not in control of his actions.

[NotAllThere]

Which of these seven beliefs do you hold.

According to new scientist, of the population of the UK
1) 46.4%
2) 44.3%
3) 40.5%
4) 38.7%
5) 38.5%
6) 33.8%
7) 33.6%