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Eirikur replied

24 March 2015, 14:36
Early April fools joke?
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vetran replied

24 March 2015, 13:36
so if you like a trip up the oxo tower are you a 'Gold Miner'?
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flamel replied

24 March 2015, 13:21
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Urban Dictionary: tulip

Loads of definitions there!

Exceptionally informative... another word added to my repertoire
Thanks
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FatLazyContractor replied

24 March 2015, 13:16
Originally posted by flamel View Post

Who originally coined the expression "tulip"?

Urban Dictionary: tulip

Loads of definitions there!
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flamel replied

24 March 2015, 13:13
Who originally coined the expression "tulip"?
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NotAllThere replied

24 March 2015, 11:00
Where there's muck, there's ~~brass~~ gold
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SimonMac replied

24 March 2015, 09:45
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Gold in faeces 'worth millions' - BBC News

Seriously?

I tulip you not
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barrydidit replied

24 March 2015, 09:18
Maybe history should be a bit kinder to Gerald Ratner and his 'total crap' comments. Perhaps he was a visionary.
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FatLazyContractor replied

24 March 2015, 09:16
Feck me! I recently had a colonoscopy and I now know why.

Time to sue to the hospital

PS - MF be careful. Your big fat arse is a Rio Tinto mine.
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unixman replied

24 March 2015, 09:07
There's gold in them thar stools!
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OwlHoot replied

24 March 2015, 08:43
There must be loads of people with a habit of nervously chewing on gold ingots - Guess it beats biting your nails.
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vetran replied

24 March 2015, 08:40
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

Maybe that's where the capital for the Golden Tulip hotel originated?

More importantly, what's the solution to this issue? A sieve, a wooden spoon and a magnet?

leachates. (what a great word).

question is where do they come from?
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barrydidit replied

24 March 2015, 08:24
Maybe that's where the capital for the Golden Tulip hotel originated?

More importantly, what's the solution to this issue? A sieve, a wooden spoon and a magnet?
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Halo Jones replied

24 March 2015, 07:26
That is someone’s plan B
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MarillionFan started a topic What a load of tulip

24 March 2015, 00:35
What a load of tulip

Gold in faeces 'worth millions' - BBC News

Seriously?
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