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Previously on "Limits with those you would have sex with?"

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  • darmstadt
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    You need a bit of meditation, chill out man...

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    No greens, morris dancers or labour voters
    used to date a labour voter, you are missing a trick! If they believe all that guff then they are up for anything.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    VAT receipts I suppose?
    Of course ! Would you want to go with a hooker who made so little she didn't have to VAT reg ??

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    I've had it off with hundreds of women. I can prove it too, I keep the receipts.
    VAT receipts I suppose?

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Prompted by

    We had this discussion round the office recently. The female of the team was saying how she had a friend who would have sex with any woman. Most kept quiet - but those who did speak up where in agreement.

    What are your limits?
    Booze, or amount thereof...

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  • SunnyInHades
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    for most IT guys I know just the chance of a liaison with a woman with a pulse is enough to have them going off in their y fronts...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Of course. You get a discount code with each review g

    But, you already knew that.
    I don't operate on that basis

    Discounted punt could mean cheap crap !

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    No greens, morris dancers or labour voters

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Do you also write punt reviews?
    Of course. You get a discount code with each review g

    But, you already knew that.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Prompted by

    We had this discussion round the office recently. The female of the team was saying how she had a friend who would have sex with any woman. Most kept quiet - but those who did speak up where in agreement.

    What are your limits?
    Time...

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    A few questions to the OP:

    - Is this question targeted to Men? or to Women? Given the fact that there are Straight, crooked and Suity orientations available

    - Is it applicable for paid act or an unpaid act?

    - Does self-love come under this category? (Just so MF doesn't feel left out)

    HTH

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You did your berst to pull on L2B.
    You haven't met the missus, I'm definitely a one woman man now!

    I'll chat to anyone though.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    In my teens and early twenties almost anything legal - did turn down a few but wasn't renowned for my high standards.

    Late twenties I became a lot more choosy.

    Those that have met me will understand that I would lose to Shrek in a looks contest.
    Yeah that sounds familiar!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    or as at one Christmas do going yee hah on top of a sales goon in the middle of the reception in a racecourse. Wouldn't mind but we were queuing for a beer.
    You did your berst to pull on L2B.

    And I seem to remember some bloke threw himself under MS's wheels to get her attention....

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    And yet no doubt her night will end by being double teamed by two guys from the sales department....
    or as at one Christmas do going yee hah on top of a sales goon in the middle of the reception in a racecourse. Wouldn't mind but we were queuing for a beer.

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