Suggestions for money spinning ideas

[MarillionFan]

I have the sledge market all sown up, but I understand that some people have trouble buying sofas and getting them delivered on time. Make sure you always have 2 or 3 in the garage for a quick turnaround

[TheFaQQer]

I can just see you lot paying to see my wobbly bits!

Mr V shows all $15 for 3 minutes.

It doesn't have to be you - you just need to convince them that it is

[vetran]

I thought you were Mr. V

I am indeed, $15 to you darling

[FatLazyContractor]

I can just see you lot paying to see my wobbly bits!

Mr V shows all $15 for 3 minutes.

I thought you were Mr. V

[vetran]

Porn.

You see these girls on tumblr and the like with their Amazon wish lists and private blogs that they charge you to look at.

Apparently.

I can just see you lot paying to see my wobbly bits!

Mr V shows all $15 for 3 minutes.

[TheFaQQer]

Porn.

You see these girls on tumblr and the like with their Amazon wish lists and private blogs that they charge you to look at.

Apparently.

[MicrosoftBob]

Start a new age religion, they all profess to not care about worldy goods

But of course you'll need big mansions around the world to help spread your religion, a fleet of cars in each country, your own private jets, hookers (sorry meant spritual guidance analysts) on standy and plenty of exotic drugs to help get the voices in your head you need to be authentic

But apart from that money isn't really your thing

[AlfredJPruffock]

My initial advice would be to consider a career as a Bank Robber - but as I didn't have the bottle I tried the next best think - Computer Contracting - which I think was best summed up by the much missed CUKer Fleet who defined the Computer Contractor as a " Hooker with a Keyboard."

And by George he was right.

Finally on the topic of Bank Robbing - here is what good old Bertolt Brecht (whom as far as I recall was not on the CUK forum) had to say ...From the Threepenny Opera - no less.

"Whom is the greatest Thief - the one who robs the Bank - or the One whom owns the Bank ??? "

Well ?

[DimPrawn]

I Am Rich - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I am mega rich, you have to buy 1000 apps at $999.99 showing a million dollars is nothing to you....

[xoggoth]

Say what you like about people like Hubbard or Icke, they show that you can get lots of followers and money if you come up with ideas that appeal and know how to promote them.

Lesser known people can do ok too. Just read about the Bosnia pyramids which contain ancient technology that may free us from dependency on fossil fuels and provide profound health giving properties. The chap is giving a talk locally and charging £12 a ticket. The hall is expected to be fully booked.

I am thinking of discovering a convergence of ancient ley lines under my garden that can grant psychic powers to anyone who scatters fivers on my lawn. Any better ideas?