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  • d000hg
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    You have to use thin wire (insulated of course) and wrap several coils around each one. Then plug the two ends into a high-voltage supply.

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  • OnceStonedRose
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    Tying them off at the throat usually works.
    Hehehehe... Ta.

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  • tractor
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    ...

    Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
    I once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
    Tying them off at the throat usually works.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
    Not likely until I clear these up you clown
    get a house brick. rub them gently with the brick, they will be gone in about three years or so

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  • OnceStonedRose
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Go F*** yourself
    Not likely until I clear these up you clown

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
    It's a cry for medical advice you soft tulipes....
    Go F*** yourself

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  • OnceStonedRose
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    It's a cry for medical advice you soft tulipes....

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
    It's general?
    exactly.

    where was your entrée ? where was the funny anecdote ? where was the punline ?
    jeez

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  • OnceStonedRose
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    mods

    tie him off
    It's general?

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
    I once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
    On CUK they simply ban them ... Goodbye

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
    I once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
    mods

    tie him off

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  • OnceStonedRose
    started a topic Farmer giles

    Farmer giles

    I once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?

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