- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Farmer giles
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Farmer giles"
Collapse
-
You have to use thin wire (insulated of course) and wrap several coils around each one. Then plug the two ends into a high-voltage supply.
-
Originally posted by tractor View PostTying them off at the throat usually works.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostNot likely until I clear these up you clown
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostGo F*** yourself
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostIt's a cry for medical advice you soft tulipes....
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostIt's general?
where was your entrée ? where was the funny anecdote ? where was the punline ?
jeez
Leave a comment:
-
-
Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostI once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostI once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
tie him off
Leave a comment:
-
Farmer giles
I once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?Tags: None
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Secondary NI threshold sinking to £5,000: a limited company director’s explainer Dec 24 09:51
- Reeves sets Spring Statement 2025 for March 26th Dec 23 09:18
- Spot the hidden contractor Dec 20 10:43
- Accounting for Contractors Dec 19 15:30
- Chartered Accountants with MarchMutual Dec 19 15:05
- Chartered Accountants with March Mutual Dec 19 15:05
- Chartered Accountants Dec 19 15:05
- Unfairly barred from contracting? Petrofac just paid the price Dec 19 09:43
- An IR35 case law look back: contractor must-knows for 2025-26 Dec 18 09:30
- A contractor’s Autumn Budget financial review Dec 17 10:59
Leave a comment: