I once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
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modsOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostI once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
tie him off(\__/)
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On CUK they simply ban them ... GoodbyeOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostI once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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exactly.Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostIt's general?
where was your entrée ? where was the funny anecdote ? where was the punline ?
jeez(\__/)
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Go F*** yourselfOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostIt's a cry for medical advice you soft tulipes....Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Not likely until I clear these up you clownOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostGo F*** yourselfComment
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get a house brick. rub them gently with the brick, they will be gone in about three years or soOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostNot likely until I clear these up you clown(\__/)
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Tying them off at the throat usually works.Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostI once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?Comment
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