Short story long: I'm getting a UK passport

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Scruff replied

26 February 2015, 16:42
Where is "The Duck"?
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newmove replied

26 February 2015, 16:16
Looks like you're marrying him cos of the passport.

Let me continue sipping my tea.
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vetran replied

26 February 2015, 14:15
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Would Platty?

FTFY

OBIQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI
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Pondlife replied

26 February 2015, 13:14
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Short story long: I'm getting a house and half of some ox's future earnings as I'm lead to believe that this is the sole benefit of getting married. Kerrrching! I read this on the internet.

Fixed to more accurately reflect CUK's understanding of marriage.
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TheFaQQer replied

26 February 2015, 13:13
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

Now you are British make yourself useful and go and lend these guys some support:

BBC Sport - Cricket - Cricket World Cup: Brilliant Ireland shock England

Does a passport come with a time machine that means he can travel back to 2011 when that match was played?

If it does, I feel robbed because I didn't get one when I renewed mine recently.
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FatLazyContractor replied

26 February 2015, 13:11
Would Suity?
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DodgyAgent replied

26 February 2015, 13:10
Now you are British make yourself useful and go and lend these guys some support:

BBC Sport - Cricket - Cricket World Cup: Brilliant Ireland shock England
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SimonMac started a topic Short story long: I'm getting a UK passport

26 February 2015, 13:06
Short story long: I'm getting a UK passport

Finally after what seems like ages flirting with a dumb ox of a contractor in the promised land of the UK I have finally got my way and am getting married, UK passport here I come!

It took a while, but decided the subtle approach wasn't working and just asked him to marry me and he said yes, well he didn't say no but that's the same thing right?

I am over in 6 weeks so thinking a spring wedding, MP will you be my maid of honor? Admin can you give me away?
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