Reply to: Do you have a safe in your house?

[vwdan]

Er, lie down there, get yer knickers off and spread yer legs. Anything else?

Stop touching me.

[worzelGummidge]

I have a fire safe for data backups that sits on a shelf. That's all.
It also has the passports in.

However it is not bolted down to anything and has the key in the lock so really you could just unlock it or walk off with it.
I also have another data backup off site at my parents.

Apart from that I only have a 5k watch that I keep in a shoebox.

[BolshieBastard]

I suspect you just don't know the right methods.

Er, lie down there, get yer knickers off and spread yer legs. Anything else?

[DS23]

my sister-in-laws flat burnt to the ground about 20 years ago in new jersey - caused by faulty wiring. thankfully she was at work at the time though she lost everything in the blaze.

my sisters house burnt to the ground about 15 years ago in bergerac - caused by lunatic boyfriend arson attack. thankfully she escaped the fire but lost everything.

my grandmothers house was ruined by fire about 7 years ago after the neighbour set fire to their roof whilst re-felting his. thankfully she escaped unharmed though the roof was destroyed and the internals were heavily water damaged by the fire brigade. the neighbour never even apologised. unbelievable.

so, yes - we have a safe (and a number of smoke alarms) and if you don't you're bonkers.

[TestMangler]

No, dont need one. Wife's vag is so secure not even houdini could crack it.

Houdini broke out of things rather than into them. Are you saying he's trapped in there ?

[vwdan]

No, dont need one. Wife's vag is so secure not even houdini could crack it.

I suspect you just don't know the right methods.

[BolshieBastard]

No, dont need one. Wife's vag is so secure not even houdini could crack it.

[FatLazyContractor]

The Madonna with the big boobies?

The fallen big boobies of Madonna. FTFY

[norrahe]

Thefallen Madonna with the big boobies?

FTFY

[SimonMac]

Not in the UK house no, however over in Spain we have one which always has our passports in and the surplus cash (don't entirely trust Spanish banks with all our money just yet), we are a cave house so there is really only one way in, the windows have bars over them (decorative rather than security) and a front door made of solid oak which is good as the wine cellar only has a cheapo lock on it to deter the builders when we were having it refurnished

The Madonna with the big boobies?

It always made me giggle knowing that he Earl of Bath (he of Longleat fame) loved the show that much he had a copy of the paiting produced and hung up among Old Masters worth millions!

[GlenW]

I keep a painting by Van Klomp in ours.

The Madonna with the big boobies?

[FatLazyContractor]

No. I save all my expensive stuff in the cloud.

HTH

[Lockhouse]

We've got a floor safe but we don't use it as everything in there gets damp.

[MyUserName]

We have a safe, it contains various documents but it is mainly used to keep things in a 'safe' place rather than to secure against burglary.

[redgiant]

I would always keep some cash and gold just in case in a safe.

However always get a floor secured safe as a family member found out to his cost several years ago a wall mounted safe can be pulled out with a crowbar quite easily.