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Originally posted by AtW View PostAlso, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. tulip 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
HTH
edit: My father, now 92, was in the Middle East during WW2 (not sure exactly where), and they were forbidden from carrying knifes and bayonets etc for that very reason.
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDo Big boys carry knives?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulrFY3SWfv4
I thought it was just a 10CC lyric.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostAlso, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. tulip 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
HTH
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Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. tulip 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
HTH
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostYup and the rest were all women from Prison, strangely the same thing happened on a canoeing course in North Wales
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Originally posted by zeitghostYes.
Assuming you can hit what you're shooting at.
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Originally posted by zeitghostThat probably means it wasn't a Desert Eagle in 50AE.
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His handgun was small caliber so that's probably why he made a few shots.
This would have never happened under Labour.
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostYou ever been on an Outward Bound course in the Lake District?
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostIf it was the uk the old man would be jailed, the theives would each get a free council house and be sent on an outward bound course as punishment
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostIf it was the uk the old man would be jailed, the theives would each get a free council house and be sent on an outward bound course as punishment
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