Reply to: Here's one for AtW

[AtW]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) - Quotes - IMDb

[OwlHoot]

Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. tulip 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

HTH

Not when you're 80 - It would be as daft as a brush for anyone to try brandishing a knife at that age, if there was no better alternative, as the intruder would run rings round them and most likely be easily able to grab the knife and use it on them.

edit: My father, now 92, was in the Middle East during WW2 (not sure exactly where), and they were forbidden from carrying knifes and bayonets etc for that very reason.

[vetran]

Do Big boys carry knives?

no they listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulrFY3SWfv4

I thought it was just a 10CC lyric.

[vetran]

What were you in for?

a damn good kicking if her girlfriend finds out he was chatting up her girlfriend in Orange, I suppose it makes it easier to pull if they are already in handcuffs.

[FatLazyContractor]

Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. tulip 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

HTH

Do Big boys carry knives?

[AtW]

Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. tulip 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

HTH

[mudskipper]

Yup and the rest were all women from Prison, strangely the same thing happened on a canoeing course in North Wales

What were you in for?

[AtW]

Yes.

Assuming you can hit what you're shooting at.

You won't need to hit - anybody who gets aimed at with DE would crap their pants and beg for their life...

[AtW]

That probably means it wasn't a Desert Eagle in 50AE.

DE has certainly got much better stopping power than puny 9mm ...

[AtW]

His handgun was small caliber so that's probably why he made a few shots.

This would have never happened under Labour.

[GlenW]

Yup and the rest were all women from Prison, strangely the same thing happened on a canoeing course in North Wales

Prisoner Cell Block H on water? Nice.

[MicrosoftBob]

You ever been on an Outward Bound course in the Lake District?

Yup and the rest were all women from Prison, strangely the same thing happened on a canoeing course in North Wales

[GlenW]

If he murdered someone with an illegal firearm he would probably get some sort of punishment.

You ever been on an Outward Bound course in the Lake District?

[d000hg]

If it was the uk the old man would be jailed, the theives would each get a free council house and be sent on an outward bound course as punishment

If he murdered someone with an illegal firearm he would probably get some sort of punishment.

[GlenW]

If it was the uk the old man would be jailed, the theives would each get a free council house and be sent on an outward bound course as punishment

After they've received counselling and a thorough risk assessment has been carried out of course.