Reply to: Skills in short supply

[vetran]

I'm still a sockie, you see.

there you go

[TykeMerc]

I'm still a newbie, you see.

Bullllllshiiiiiitttt!!!!

[eek]

You are a helpful little lot aren't you

we aim to pltease

[FatLazyContractor]

srsly??

where have you been living?

Till yesterday, I thought you were Harrison Ford.

[DodgyAgent]

Ah, I did not realise that DodgyAgent is indeed a real agent.

@Dodgy - You fecking Tw@t

[FatLazyContractor]

srsly??

where have you been living?

I'm still a newbie, you see.

[original PM]

Ah, I did not realise that DodgyAgent is indeed a real agent.

@Dodgy - You fecking Tw@t

srsly??

where have you been living?

[FatLazyContractor]

Ah, I did not realise that DodgyAgent is indeed a real agent.

@Dodgy - You fecking Tw@t

[RasputinDude]

In what context?

Understanding all of the tools available, where and when to use them. How to scale, when to scale, setting up alerts etc.

Basically, as an architect. PM if you want a chat about it. It's definitely a growth area - Amazon certified people are on pretty good rates

[DodgyAgent]

You're supposed to be the agent FFS.

You are a helpful little lot aren't you

[DodgyAgent]

Amazon Web Services

In what context?

[vetran]

well we normally need 5 years experience in SQL server 2050, Previous experience as a world leader (a president, prime minister or dictator we have heard of) and the ability to work for minimum wage.

[FatLazyContractor]

Nevertheless, one skill in short of supply is 'Pragmatic proactive Bellendry'.

[EternalOptimist]

Theres a big shortage of cartoonists at the moment

[RasputinDude]

Why are agents getting involved in technology these days?!

They have driven the rate so low that no-one wants to actually do the work so they have to do it themselves.