Reply to: Palace steps up Andrew denials

[Sysman]

Duke of York strenuously denies he had ten thousand men

That was a headline waiting to happen.

I'm only surprised it took so long.

Or was it done to death back in the 80s?

[d000hg]

Do you recall as a child the secret to a good lie would be to offer continuous denial?

It's also a good tactic when you're accused of something you didn't do of course. Claiming you're not a witch doesn't prove it either way

[FatLazyContractor]

What's the difference between the Queen and Prince Andrew?

He makes you get down on both knees.

[xoggoth]

My Website

You work for the US government? Intriguing.

[mudskipper]

Duke of York strenuously denies he had ten thousand men

[Paddy]

Indeed. The only shaggable prince is Harry, although he's a bit too young for me. I guess he takes after his father

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[mudskipper]

Humm... consistant...

I don't want to know what the woman in the background is doing.

[Paddy]

Humm... consistant...

[Zippy]

Looking on the positive side, it should stop the gay rumours. He's still a shape-shifting alien lizard though.

[TykeMerc]

Indeed. The only shaggable prince is Harry, although he's a bit too young for me. I guess he takes after his father

Who's that then?

[AtW]

I'm a married woman.

So, yes please then?

[mudskipper]

You'd say no?

I'm a married woman.

[AtW]

While monarchy has not been without influence, Parliament has been responsible for all laws in the UK since late 17th century.

Responsible, yes for sure, why would monarchy want to be held responsible for all that tulip?

[AtW]

Indeed. The only shaggable prince is Harry, although he's a bit too young for me. I guess he takes after his father

You'd say no?

[xoggoth]

So you credit great elected Leaders like Bliar?

What the???? So the fact that Bliar was a total dickhead means Queen Elizabeth was actually in charge??

While monarchy has not been without influence, Parliament has been responsible for all laws in the UK since late 17th century.