So I left the shower this morning and the wife says...
"give your belly button a good clean then"
pause.... "say what?"
"it's all red"
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAfter those pictures of your feet how can you be worried about anything else?
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After those pictures of your feet how can you be worried about anything else?
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat no skidmark thread?
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Being a fatty, I could fit the bottom of a dimpled pint mug in mine. Always keep it clean.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI just learned that last year.
I practice continual improvement.
Behind your ears?
Under your eyelids?
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYou know you should wash under your foreskin too, right?
I practice continual improvement.
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Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostSome people's hygene standards leave a lot to be desired.
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostI had the umbilical cord attached until I was ten thinking it was a second willy
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI think I have to put that on the list of things to wash every time I'm in the shower.
I just went on a wee exploratory mission there and it was not good.
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostMine's a bit mangled by surgery. As the surgeon described it: "we go in through your belly button".
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