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Previously on "Belly Button Hygeine"

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  • minestrone
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    So I left the shower this morning and the wife says...

    "give your belly button a good clean then"

    pause.... "say what?"

    "it's all red"

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    After those pictures of your feet how can you be worried about anything else?
    It was the layer of sand I found.

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  • BrilloPad
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    After those pictures of your feet how can you be worried about anything else?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What no skidmark thread?
    Sounds like a suity sockie. http://forums.contractoruk.com/members/skidmark.html

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  • suityou01
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    Being a fatty, I could fit the bottom of a dimpled pint mug in mine. Always keep it clean.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    WHS. Your bottom will drop off.
    Sounds like a tip for obese people.

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  • xoggoth
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    What no skidmark thread?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I just learned that last year.

    I practice continual improvement.
    Between your toes?
    Behind your ears?
    Under your eyelids?

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    You know you should wash under your foreskin too, right?
    I just learned that last year.

    I practice continual improvement.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
    Some people's hygene standards leave a lot to be desired.
    You know you should wash under your foreskin too, right?

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  • BolshieBastard
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I had the umbilical cord attached until I was ten thinking it was a second willy
    Now you mention it, Ive seen that on some 20 to 30 year old people. Only it was coming out of their forehead.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I think I have to put that on the list of things to wash every time I'm in the shower.

    I just went on a wee exploratory mission there and it was not good.
    I had the umbilical cord attached until I was ten thinking it was a second willy

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  • BolshieBastard
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    Some people's hygene standards leave a lot to be desired.

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  • VectraMan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    And where do they come out?
    That's a good question. Maybe they're still in there.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Mine's a bit mangled by surgery. As the surgeon described it: "we go in through your belly button".
    And where do they come out?

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