Reply to: Stretching

[BrilloPad]

I've decided to do 15 minutes stretching each morning when I get up. Follow a nice simple video on YouTube by some yoga guy and stretch and shake out the stiffness. I feel invigorated

Does anyone else do this?

Does it include touching your toes? Or maybe just being able to see your toes?

[minestrone]

On a serious note, anything but very light stretching without warming up is a recipe for a pulled muscle. I certainly wouldn't be doing any serious stretching routine first thing out of bed.

Oh Christ, don't say that, expect "is it too early for stretching" threads for days on end

[TheCyclingProgrammer]

On a serious note, anything but very light stretching without warming up is a recipe for a pulled muscle. I certainly wouldn't be doing any serious stretching routine first thing out of bed.

[VectraMan]

Edit: In a similar vein I did once stumble across a video of a woman who could tie a bow with her labia.

Maybe I've led a sheltered life but I didn't think the labia was capable of movement. I find it difficult enough to tie a bow with my hands.

[EternalOptimist]

ah yes!
the old 'saddle bags' look.


Must admit I moved on from that to the 'clam and prawn'

[mudskipper]

How do you stumble across that without typing "video of a woman tying her labia in a bow" into google?

Just asking like not saying anything dodgy involved!

I really can't remember - I think it may have been related to the fanny selfie thread.

[original PM]

That's what running in the desert does to you. Just look at camels.

Edit: In a similar vein I did once stumble across a video of a woman who could tie a bow with her labia.

How do you stumble across that without typing "video of a woman tying her labia in a bow" into google?

Just asking like not saying anything dodgy involved!

[mudskipper]

I used to know a chap who could pull his scrotum out and over his belt. It was his drunken pub party piece.

That's what running in the desert does to you. Just look at camels.

Edit: In a similar vein I did once stumble across a video of a woman who could tie a bow with her labia.

[minestrone]

I used to know a chap who could pull his scrotum out and over his belt. It was his drunken pub party piece.

[original PM]

Whats this ?

a fact hunt

Indeed he is..

[EternalOptimist]

Does anyone else do this?

Whats this ?

a fact hunt

[Paddy]

I've decided to do 15 minutes stretching each morning when I get up. Follow a nice simple video on YouTube by some yoga guy and stretch and shake out the stiffness. I feel invigorated

Does anyone else do this?

Stretching makes it makes it thinner just for the sake of half an inch. You could try tying some weights to it and hang it down your trousers. Alternatively just go for the penis enlargement operation

[Ramrod]

I stretch the truth every time I submit an invoice.

[quackhandle]

Here.

Sir Roger Moore must be over 100 and he's being doing it all his life.

qh

[original PM]

I've decided to do 15 minutes stretching each morning when I get up. Follow a nice simple video on YouTube by some yoga guy and stretch and shake out the stiffness. I feel invigorated

Does anyone else do this?

I think it is called knocking one out and not shaking one out... but you may do it differently!