A diseased Camel with a rancid Dick just spunked in my mouth

[BrilloPad]

So drunk you broke into Knowsley Wildlife park?

[vetran]

That looks, and probably tastes, like aftershave

It's woody

I guess people have very different pallets. It was smooth, perhaps slightly bland in a sense, but with distinct taste and fragrance of spices and vanilla.

[DaveB]

That looks, and probably tastes, like aftershave

Read the reviews. It's worse than that.

[OwlHoot]

Could have been worse.

Could have been a bottle of Haig Club

That looks, and probably tastes, like aftershave

[DaveB]

Could have been worse.

Could have been a bottle of Haig Club

[MarillionFan]

I bet you finished the bottle though.

I thought that was Mrs EO discussing their love life for a second there

[mudskipper]

I bet you finished the bottle though.

[EternalOptimist]

omg


I got some discworld beers for my birthday.

next year. I want fosters